Monty, why must you always mention the cost of the things you buy?

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why don't presidents fight the wars?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

just because you work in uxbridge
where you couldn't spend more than £10 in your lunch hour even if you earned that much... used to work in the same building as kroney
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

You'll be interested to know
that Uxbridge has been hit pretty hard by the recession and is even more shit than it used to be. Woolies has been downgraded to a Poundstretcher and there are abandoned shop spaces everywhere.

It's like walking around the apocalypse.

Edit: I'm choosing to ignore the insinuation that I earn less than ten pounds a day.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

£10 a day? you wish
i know, i dealt with the transfer/termination of some of the woolies leases, not only there but in about 10 other places. some were more desirable than others!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Saw a quality resident today
dark brown terry cloth tracksuit, jet black poorly dyed hair, and self applied fake tan, which gave her a nicely dappled effect desirable in skewbald horses.

I haven't seen the whistler in ages. I think he may have been a victim of the credit crunch.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:00, Reply)

i had to get out of there
When juicy couture tracksuits started to seem the pinnacle of chic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I don't know what a juicy couture is.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Its what Swipey gets when she thinks about me.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Is it? That's a strange term to describe
a clunge snapping shut like a bear trap.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)