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2 multiplied by 10 plus one Romeo done.

Other examples of maths in songs?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:37, 138 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Three times one?
(what is it? )
(one, two, three!)
And that's the magic number

/De La Soul
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:41, Reply)

'January has April showers, but 2 plus 2 always makes a 5'

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:41, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycJ5m5Mt9JE
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Wonderful World by Sam Cook
Don't know much about algebra
Don't know what a slide rule is for
But I do know that one and one is two
And if this one could be with you
What a wonderful world this would be
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!
Da da daa da...da da daa da daa...

/Ultimate maths song.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)

he say one and one and one is three
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)

‘this question is utterly bent x shit to the power of cunt’
– from ‘Song About This Thread’ by Electric Head Funk
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Hey monty, I would really appreciate it if you kept your language a bit more proffessional, I don't want to be the bad guy here but it's not appropriate for the board.
There have been some complaints.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Professional what?
Builder?
( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Alwight darlin'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Hmmm...

( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)

*nods and smiles*
Awkward...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

No. Not awkward.

( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)

You know it's no fun if I don't fight back

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I'm not bothered about that.

( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Then what are you bothered about?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I am happy to carry my botherations alone.

( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Nothing ol' Labs can do to help put a smile on your face?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

No, but it's OK.
*goes back to work*
( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)

OH FUCK I MISSED CLENDRIX
THIS IS YOUR FAULT CHINNY MCWOBBLE I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING ME MISS CLENDRIX

EPIX SULK
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Prick

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Nothing you can say will hurt as much as missing Clendrix

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

what about saying you are as be-chinned as Lab
as creepy as Chompy, as boring as Piston and as deluded as a hybrid of Edmund and Workboresme?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Oh man I'm so sorry. It was just plain rude of me and I apologise unreservedly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Thanks, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to put this on your record
but I appreciate the apology and I promise not to let this effect your progression in the b3ta community.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Will I still be able to visit America?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Tenuous, but in my opinion awesome
The Tool song 'Lateralus' is written to fit the Fibonacci sequence:
"Black, then, white are, all I see, in my infancy, red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me, let's me see."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)

best use of maths in a song ever

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I thought you might agree
Because you have excellent taste.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)

as do you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Something by
Joy Division or Counting Crows?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Have you bought your bra yet?

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Yeah.
I'm going to use it to make sandcastles, two at a time, when I next go to the beach.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Won't the sand fall through the lace?
I hope you thought of that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

When will that be?

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

A'right, Stepney?

( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Stepney?

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)

You sounded like the bells.

( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I get it now : )
Alright Clenders?
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I'm alright...just thought I'd pop in and say hello.
Sadly I timed this to coincide with a dull thread.
( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Well liven it up a bit my little norktastic pal.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Ha!
I can't, for now I have to get back to work.
BOOOOORING!
( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

: ((((

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I don't know Blousie.
I. Just. Don't. Know.

*shakes head and sobs a bit*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

The first thing I did when I got to Tenerife was paddle in the sea with my sister.
It was 9pm and we were all alone on the beach.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)

If you were Bert
That would be really romantic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I think paddling in the sea with my sister is about as romantic as it will ever be.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Good answer
Also: Sum 41
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Spice Girls: When two become one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

that song is dirty

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

So is Gonz

( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

!
nooooooo, not Gonz
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I've seen his bedroom.

( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)

office lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Well, 1 and 1 is 2
6 and 2 is 8
Come on baby, don't you make me late...

/Sweet Home Chicago
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

What a fucking TUNE that is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Absolutely.
I'm off to see The Blues Brothers stage show in Feb. Can't wait :)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)

There's a Kate Bush song that is just her reciting Pi
I've never heard it, but I assume that it's dreadful
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Division bell
/coat

yesiknow it's an album.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Also Nicole Mullen
"cos love is black, white, tan"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I got chills, they're multiplying....
/Grease

The Power of Love!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

It's hip to be square(d).

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I saw the sine, and at opened up my eyes...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Woah. Did we approve breaking open the Ace of Base Vault?
It's like pandora's box, only full of total cock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Thank fuck, Jeff
I thought Moosy and I were going to have to hold this whole thing together with just the two of us.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:32, Reply)

We can make it if we try.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)

*builds some kind of sky-based medieval fortress*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

American Pi
/coathatscarfglovestaxi for one
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I think I've already grabbed the taxi for "I saw the sine"

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I dunno about that.
I'll see your sine, and I'll raise you "integral" by the Pet Shop Boys.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)

She derives me crazy...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Cosine craving?
*crowbars*
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

No Limits
2Unlimited.

the more crowbarred the better
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

she's a degrees-y lover

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Take me, into Infinity

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I'll take your brain to another dimension.
Pay close attention

/Prodigy.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)

E=MC2
Big Audio Dynamite
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Strictly, that's the physics of mass-energy equivalence.
not really maths.

Yes, I am a deeply sad cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

She Blinded me with Science
Thomas Dolby

i'm calling you a girl BTW
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)

This thread's bent.
I've just bought a pair of HUNDRED QUID WELLIES.


(at the Phil)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

And excellent seats at the Phil?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)

GREAT seats.
That was fucking scary.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Why 100 quid on wellies?
Those ones with the frog eyes can't cost that much, Shirley?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

We heard you the first time

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)

you're turning into me
you'll be dyeing them pink and moaning about your love life next
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I really won't, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Is that because you've got a love life?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)

only people who have a love life
moan about it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

You're probably right.
Consider my comment retracted.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:43, Reply)

i am always right
and you should always retract all your comments.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)

What? ALL of them?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:46, Reply)

yes
it's the only way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I don't know why we didn't think of this earlier.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

i would put him on ignore, him and one or two others
but i tried that, and they post too much, and you miss stuff, and it gets really confusing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I don't like to ignore people other than those who post erotic squid pictures.
And I wouldn't ignore Jeff because he does have his funny moments.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

i have drawn the sad conclusion
that i am too nosy for ignore
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Thanks Blousie.
I'd never ignore you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Good!
Because I know where you live.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Hunters?

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)

No, she went of her own accord.

(yes they are, my boss's daughter is in marketing and got me them cheap)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Where on earth do you go that would require wellies?

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

how is £100 cheap for hunters?
they cost £60-£70.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I never paid anything like a hundred quid for my Hunters.
What colour did you get?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I got some £40 Karrimor wellies for £15.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Do you wear them with your £20 Peter Storm jacket that you got for a tenner?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)

First thing I ever bought with my first paycheck when I was 16 was a Peter Storm Kagool.
Truefact!
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Did you wear it down the precinct and do some breakdancing on a bit of spare lino someone had found in their garage?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I don't think breakdancing was invented when I was 16.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)

one of the first things i bought with my own money
was a ted baker coat. not to disappoint anyone, it cost me about £150 even in 1996, and i fucking LOVED it.

got to university. met the love of my life (at that stage anyway). wore it on a date. he derided it as a "bin-liner". gutted.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)

wot
ridic
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

These in olive green:
tp://www.johnlewis.com/131795/Style.aspx?source=63258
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I don't understand the purpose of these shoes

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)

They stop your feet getting wet.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I thought that was the function of...well...all shoes

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

not flipflops

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Some do the job better than others.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Right. You go out into a muddy field, see
and your feet stay clean and dry.

Then you grab a sheep, right, and you jam its back legs one in either welly. You see the straps on the top of the welly? you pull those tight and the sheep can't escape. Then you fuck it.

Then when you get home you can hose the boots clean, rubber you see.

Whether you place the back legs in so that the sheep is facing towards you or away from you depends if you are Welsh and therefore don't want to miss out on the kissing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Monty, why must you always mention the cost of the things you buy?

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Why don't presidents fight the wars?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

just because you work in uxbridge
where you couldn't spend more than £10 in your lunch hour even if you earned that much... used to work in the same building as kroney
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

You'll be interested to know
that Uxbridge has been hit pretty hard by the recession and is even more shit than it used to be. Woolies has been downgraded to a Poundstretcher and there are abandoned shop spaces everywhere.

It's like walking around the apocalypse.

Edit: I'm choosing to ignore the insinuation that I earn less than ten pounds a day.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

£10 a day? you wish
i know, i dealt with the transfer/termination of some of the woolies leases, not only there but in about 10 other places. some were more desirable than others!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Saw a quality resident today
dark brown terry cloth tracksuit, jet black poorly dyed hair, and self applied fake tan, which gave her a nicely dappled effect desirable in skewbald horses.

I haven't seen the whistler in ages. I think he may have been a victim of the credit crunch.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:00, Reply)

i had to get out of there
When juicy couture tracksuits started to seem the pinnacle of chic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I don't know what a juicy couture is.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Its what Swipey gets when she thinks about me.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Is it? That's a strange term to describe
a clunge snapping shut like a bear trap.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Bloody hell
do they have the Apple logo on them or summit?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

What a waste of fucking money
you going to glastonbury then?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

2, 4, 6, 8
who do we appreciate/really hate [delete as appropriate]....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

2,4,6,8 is by Tom Robinson
You terrible heathen.

2-4-6-8 ain't never too late
Me and my radio truckin' on through the night
3-5-7-9 on a double white line
Motorway sun coming up with the morning light
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Motorway?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I'm blue aba de aba di

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)

two men say they're Jesus
one of them must be wrong
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)

2kindsa love - Jon Spencer blues explosion

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Forty Six & 2 - Tool
3's & 7's - Queens of the Stone Age
29 x the Pain - The Wildhearts
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Souljacker pt 1 - Eels

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)