If you were celebrated.
What would you like to be celebrated for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

being an artist
or in a rock band. The latter is less likely since I've never been in a rock band.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:30, Reply)

What about being a celebrated rock-band photographer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:33, Reply)

yes
this would be the best of all outcomes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Why not start taking photos of bands then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I used to when I was a student
But the local music scene is non-existant here and it's crawling with younger photographers, mainly because I teach them :)

I might have a go again sometime, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Is it possible to get yourself a accreditied
So you get free tickets and the chance to take your mad photo skillz at larger venues?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Perhaps if you fuck more rock stars
actually, I see no downsides with this
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)

While they sleep.
It's edgy and requires stealth. You could be like a pervy Banksy.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)

YEAH!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Plus, you're on b3ta, I bet you could get someone to do you a really good deal on chloroform.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Indeed
I can steal you some from work for free..
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:45, Reply)

a plan is formed!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:46, Reply)

If we've got chloroform, can I come with you?
To like... help you sneak, and... um, hold things?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:48, Reply)

but of course!
this is a team effort

but I will fight you for DAve Grohl
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Ok, you can have Dave Grohl.
Dibs on Conor Oberst though.

And if we ever branch out into actors, Jake Gyllenhaal is MINE.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Want to give me a hand
restraining Christian Bale?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:58, Reply)

When you say 'restrain', it sounds seedy
Let's go with 'pose'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)

you're right
that's a lot less rapey
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:01, Reply)

And that's what matters in court.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:02, Reply)

'Your honour
he totally wanted it.'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:04, Reply)

The OT chloroforming and in no way raping hot rock stars and actors
art collective
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:06, Reply)

'he just didn't know that at the time'

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:06, Reply)

'What do you mean
'Stockholm Syndrome'. It's love!'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I'd settle for delusions if it meant having a pet Jake Gyllenhaal.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Same
for either Christian Bale or Edward Norton
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I seem to have stumbled across the b3ta rape fringe.
I'd just like to say you're all SICK.

SICK I TELLS YA.

*Here boy!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:08, Reply)

It's not rape, it's art.
The kind of art where we drug hot rock stars and actors and potetially 'molest' them a bit, in order to bring attention to the.... government being wankers or something.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)

So really it's a public service?
*Goes to check on the well-being of Louise from Sleeper*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:13, Reply)

No, if you do it you're a horrible person who deserves to get bummed to death in prison.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)

You confuse me with your many rules.
It's like a rapey game of Mornington Crescent here sometimes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:16, Reply)

We're girls. when we talk about kidnap and rape it's cute.
If men do it, it's icky.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:19, Reply)

*Makes notes*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Didn't we have a fantasy rock band photographer
On here a while back? Quickly dismissed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)

oddly
some of my students have that as a brief for their current project
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Pretending to be a top band photographer and posting shite on b3ta?
You can get a qualification in anything these days.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)

*writes new brief*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)