Terrible form.
Hello, Master Al. How's the knee?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Much better
Yesterday I had to repeatedly climb over a wall and carry a load of sacks of bentonite down some stairs. I'm going to see the chiropractor again today for some more back crunchy goodness.

How's your knee and boobs?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Bentonite
Is that poisonous to Crowsephine?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I wish, I could have wiped him out ages ago.
No, it's a very high plasticit clay used in sealing standpipes into boreholes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Sounds like a job for....WATERPROOF TROUSERS!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Oh boy
I wish I had been wearing some waterproof trousers yesterday, I got really damp around the knees.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

waterproof trousers don't help
when you have pissed yourself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

You need £100 wellies mate.
I've got mine today, they are...basically they are some wellies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Ooh dear. Can't believe it was dislocated and no one realised (that's what happened, right?)
My knee has only been twinging a little, it's fine for the most part. The Stingrays are sleeping at the moment. They're pissed off as no one seems to do sports bras above a D cup and I genuinely don't want to knock myself out.

I amused myself yesterday by running down the steps in the library and one of them made a break for freedom.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

The Stingrays?!
Did your boobs kill Steve Irwin?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

He saw them and realised he'd never get any closer to heaven without being dead
so he stabbed himself in the heart.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Jeff's pet name for them
After I posted a picture of them from the time I was dressed as a stingray.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)

:)
JeffTheTitNamer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I quite like them.
But they're not exactly flat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Bumps are good.
I like lady-bumps.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I like breasts.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Them too.
Breasts are brill.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

The stingrays?
Have you named one "Troy" and the other "Tempest"?

EDIT - dammit, always refresh before replying.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I may just name them that.
Beats Ronnie and Reggie.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Barbara Windsor's fucked your tits?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)

My tits love their mothers.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)