I'd be all like
"No, no don't put it there, no definitely not that, no, don't you sit there while she's sitting there, mmmmmfffff mfffffmmmmmmfffmmfff mffmmmfmfmmffffmmmmmmmmm, mmmmmffffmmmmmmmmfmffmmmffffff"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:59, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

this made me laugh
also, do a little sick. but then laugh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Coroner's report:
White male, approximately 30 years old though hard to tell due to historical pie abuse. Died around 0500 hours from dehydration caused by perpetual and explosive ejaculation, aka The Gush. Lipstick, along with bite and scratch marks, occupy 90% of his body. Severe anal dilation. Jaw appears to have been broken for approximately 2 hours prior to death, swelling and rigor mortis causing it to be stuck into a permanent grin.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

i clicked this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Ta luv!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)