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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well what happens is that one of them says "Oh girls you'll never guess what I bought as a joke"
and then gets out some strawberry flavoured lube, and she says the others should try it, but the shy one then surprises everyone by actually squirting it on her breasts.
Then they all take turns trying the lube.
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
and then gets out some strawberry flavoured lube, and she says the others should try it, but the shy one then surprises everyone by actually squirting it on her breasts.
Then they all take turns trying the lube.
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
I saw a bit where one of them slips on the lube and falls
She looks unhurt, and laughs it off, but just as she's about to get up she notices a box under the bed. She pulls it out and they all giggle at the collection of sex toys found within. One then says "Oh my, that one's huge! That'd never fit!".
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)
She looks unhurt, and laughs it off, but just as she's about to get up she notices a box under the bed. She pulls it out and they all giggle at the collection of sex toys found within. One then says "Oh my, that one's huge! That'd never fit!".
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)
I'm totally picturing the start of this happening at Swipes place
but with all the others looking increasingly more uncomfortable and then horrified as Swipe goes through the entire process described above on her own.
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)
but with all the others looking increasingly more uncomfortable and then horrified as Swipe goes through the entire process described above on her own.
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)
i am not sure i want to meet you now
the reality can only disappoint
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)
the reality can only disappoint
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)
But everyone thinks I'm quite nice in real life
and TGB always says she forgets that I'm not actually grotesquely obese and is therefore surprised to see me looking like I've lost weight.
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)
and TGB always says she forgets that I'm not actually grotesquely obese and is therefore surprised to see me looking like I've lost weight.
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)
How odd.
Most people think I'm a cunt. We appear to have swapped...
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)
Most people think I'm a cunt. We appear to have swapped...
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)
It's fine, I like cocksuckers.
/ac
Of course I meant it's fine, I like YOU
(why the hell is that on autocomplete?!)
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)
/ac
Of course I meant it's fine, I like YOU
(why the hell is that on autocomplete?!)
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)
At least I know the difference between you're and your
Ah, now I see where your coming from
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)
Ah, now I see where your coming from
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)
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