It actually said there was lots of room in her lounge for all her nommy zombies to minglise
whilst listening to David Bowie.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

No doubt they minglise on the 'settee'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

What exactly have you got against "lounge" and "settee" then?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

well
it will no longer be me, pressing him into the cushions as he moans my name in ecstasy, let's put it that way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

If that's the case, room for one more?
Nope? Thought not.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

what
you want to be the only guy there with all those women?

fancy that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

In all honesty, I think I'd be thoroughly uncomfortable, so a hostel will do me fine!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Sorry, did you say something?
I wouldn't know because I have you on 'ignore'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

we know you don't really mean that!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Precisely the same thing I have against
'serviettes'. They are common terms.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

What about lavatory?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

the word 'toilet' makes me feel physically sick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

How about bog, or shitter?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Listen, AA.
I'm going to be quite firm with you now - I really don't fancy you AT ALL and your attempts to get me involved in some kind of tawdry 'cottaging' episode are both pointless and rather offensive.

Try to move on with your life - somewhere out there is a man who will be right for you, I'm sure. I hope you take this in the spirit in which it's meant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:55, Reply)

HAHA

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

that is the proper term

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Didn't Kate Middleton say the wrong one? I swear she said lavatory instead of toilet

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Her mother said 'toilet'.
She used to be an air hostess. Peasant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)