My dad had the single of that.
I sold it for ye drugges in the 1980s. A bloke I know (unfortunately he's the same fellow who flushed all that weed down the khazi in my 'QOTW Lie' the other week) actually knows Smiley Culture and has been round his house. He used to work in TV and for some 'where are they now?' doc they went round his house in Surrey. Apparently as they were pulling out of his drive he told them to watch out for the gateposts and my chum swears on his life he replied 'me is an expert dri-vahh' at which senor Culture pissed his pants.

This sounds like another lie doesn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I assume 87% of your
"i knew [ vaguely famous person] and [insert unlikely scenario]" stories are lies
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:56, Reply)

You're a terrible name dropping shit
but generally I believe you.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:58, Reply)

On my honour they are all completely true.
Most of my yarns (read: all) concern people about whom nobody gives a shit about so if it is internet respeck I am looking for I am not very good at it EH
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 1:03, Reply)

A mate of mine is a record collecting type
And he turned down the chance to buy 'everything' mowtown had ever released as they were all ex-jukebox and had the centre of the record removed. Apparently the collection was cataloged and everything

The price he was quoted? £750.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 1:02, Reply)

Is that the lawnmower wholesaler in Romford?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 1:04, Reply)

No.
He has 4 copies of a Cajun Hearts single that are apparently rare as rocking-horse shit.

His collection is huge. Never gets played.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 1:06, Reply)

That was a 'Mowtown' gag Jeff
it's 'Motown'. I'm hilarious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 1:19, Reply)

Sorry mate.
I'm drunk and stuffed!

His record collection though, is massive. He'll get the same track by the same artist - if it has been recorded on different labels, and all that sort of thing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 1:20, Reply)