If you're ill.
You shouldn't be drinking cocktails.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm not drinking cocktails, silly!
I'm drinking wine from the bottle.

*awaits award of 'little miss classy 2011'*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

You expect to be nominated for 'little miss classy 2011'?
*Makes the awards for 'little Miss delusional 2011' to BelladonnaAnodyne.

Now, if you'll keep your acceptance speech short, we've got other awards to give out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Wibble.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Sorry.
You're a contender.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

You can't just take away my award like that!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)

No, you misunderstand! The award you've won, is yours.
I'm saying you still might win 'Little Miss Classy' as well!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Oh, OK.
*stops being outraged*

What other OT awards are you giving out?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)

What award do I get?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)

No idea.
Any suggestions?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Oh!
Labs gets 'best M'ningTFU of the week'. You get 'nicest to animals'...
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Oh my gosh
Wow, this is such a shock! Well, I'd like to thank God, an my manager...God...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Your manager is God?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Or Simon Cowell to use his 'earth' name?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)

I bet Labs would do ace on X Factor.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)

I'd be ace
I'd get at least 85% of the audience before being taken down
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

This would be ace.
I'd hate to lose you, but since as it's for the good of mankind, will you promise to do it?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Your sentiments are might touching, ma'am
*slings gun onto shoulder* but I've got a job to do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)

*swoons*
Ah do declare!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Why are you still up?
On the other hand, erm, I'm a bit trousered.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

I'm halfway cul-de-sac'd
2nd pint of g&t poured
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Pint?!
good grief.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Hardcore.
oh yeah.

I hope you're prepping yourself for the cider at the Tap. Two pints allowed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

And right they are to limit it
It's as glorious as it is lethal!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Indeed.
Oh, by the way, is stifado and pastitsio agreeable to your good self? Badger has already put in an order for the former.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:04, Reply)

Both are definitely desired by me!
Badger said I could have hers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Have her what?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

I was going to say 'food'
But the mere suggestion of something otherwise and untoward has destroyed any appetite I'm ever like to have :p
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Vacuum!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

I don't think I've been invited...
did you mean to reply to Labs, you great big drunkard?
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

I'm confused now.
You can come too, if you want.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:23, Reply)

I didn't make it that strong
I think
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Like one half of Jedward.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

He's everyone's manager, Bella

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Amen to that, brother.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)