Evening Internet.
How are you at the moment?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:57, 295 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Shattered.
Am playing shit music very loudly through shit headphones and I've run out of fags I'd let myself on non-special occasions.
But I'm not too miserable. How goes it with you?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)

So have you got fags or not?
I'm tired, my favourite football team lost 4-0 today as well, so that was a wasted afternoon sitting in the cold.

Still, the cider was nice. Every cloud and all that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I have special fags. Not sure this is a special enough occasion and I am very much thinking of going to bed right now
I know I said this a few nights ago but I can feel myself drifting off and I want to shower, have breakfast and be in Central London for 11am, so an early night beckons.

Who was the team? Glad to hear the cider was nice. I should probably broaden my horizons of "cider I like" beyond Savanna and Strongbow (only with black)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Special as in 'special'
or just nice, like Sobranie cocktails?
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Just nice. I don't ruin society with illegal drugs on a regular basis
They're kreteks and Ziganovs. Have 10 cherry kreteks left, 20 black kreteks and 20 cherry Ziganovs. This probably has to last me until I go back to Manchester, or I can find a specialised tobacconist.

Mmm, kreteks. Definitely think I'll have one for post-Tayyab's wallowing. Are you ok for a place to stay?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Yeah, you said I could stay at yours
is that still okay? I can find somewhere else to crash if you don't have room.
Do they actually taste of cherries? And surely you'd be more likely to find a special tobacconist in London than in Manchester?
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I did? I have no doubt of that, it had slipped my mind!
But that is perfectly fine - will you be driving, or training? If the former, I'll have a scout around to see if there's anywhere you can park (I live in quite a suburban area, though I do live in a close we don't have a designated parking spot) If train, there are buses from St Pancras, Euston, Paddington, Liverpool Street and Victoria, so that's pretty much all your bases there (no tube, sadly) But no, no, there's a bus from mine pretty much to Tayyab's that goes over Tower Bridge, which is pretty.

They taste of cherries in the same way that menthol fags taste of mint. So, not an awful lot, but if you were looking for a word to describe them, that would be it. Kreteks are clove cigarettes anyway, so that's the dominant (and nommy) taste.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Cloves?
You massive goth :p
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)

My new shoes are a bit gothic lolita
I feel this is going to be my new look.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)

It's a good look!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I do enjoy it.
Not going to go the whole hog, though some of my dresses have in-built petticoats and I have a hankering after a proper one.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:30, Reply)

No, I'll be on the train
it really is ok if you don't have room! I would be grateful if you do though, and can give you cake in exchange for crash space...
And I'll be coming down in the morning and generally having a wander until the afternoon, so I'll probably meet you at Tayyab's or just before or something for a drink.
Kreteks sound quite nice actually.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)

No no no, I have plenty of room.
The sofa is surprisingly comfortable, though I have no spare blankets, which might be an issue. I might invest in one, for when I get too hot in the summer.
Ok- I recommend Brick Lane (well, one shop on Brick Lane to be honest... and it's not even on Brick Lane, but that's beside the point) as that's very near to Whitechapel.

I'll give you one. And a cigarette, as well.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:34, Reply)

I can bring a sleeping bag if it's easier
but if you've got something else I can use I'd prefer that to humping a sleeping bag round London. But it's no bother.
I was planning to have a wander down Oxford street maybe, and the science museum or natural history museum. And then maybe Spitalfields on Sunday? I've never been down Brick Lane, is it good?
And cheers, hehe.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Brick Lane is great.
If you like Indian food.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I do like indian food
I think I went to a tattoo convention which was down that way somewhere. It's meant to be all boutiquey and stuff. I really don't know most of London very well, it's my intention to have a good explore next weekend.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I wanna go to the London tattoo convention this year

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Pencil INK it in your diary so you don't forget.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)

It was awesome
I felt so bloody vanilla though.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)

I am vanilla compared to some at tattoo conventions
I want to go to the Cov one too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Coventry has a tattoo convention?!
I don't know, you're fairly tattooed and pierced and whatnot. There were a lot of people wandering round with their tatts out though, and a lot of amazing art.
Sigh. I wanna tattoo.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Yeah!
You should totally get tattoos :D
I'll find out the dates of the Cov covention
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)

I would
but 1) they're expensive and 2) once they're there, they're there forever. The idea of having something permanently inked in to my skin scares me a bit. At least with my piercings, if I take them out they'll heal up more or less like they'd never been there.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)

But tattoos are awesome!
We'll go to Cov or London convention and find you the style and/or artists you like.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Sounds like a plan :)

(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Strongbow?
YOU DISGUST ME.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I'm a scummy student, Jeff.
Re-educate me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Doesn't help you don't live in cider country.
Should you ever head west, you can do worst things than spending a couple of hours in The Apple.

www.applecider.co.uk/?page=drinks

You can sit in the sun and drink pint after pint after pint of lovely, lovely apples.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Bristol Pimms.
What the fuck.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:36, Reply)

I can't say I've tried it.
Sounds like a winner thought!

*Makes note to get on the Bristol Pimms this summer*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:42, Reply)

WHat the hell's in it?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Some apples (is my guess).
But don't just take my word for it, see what that Internet says!

www.yelp.co.uk/biz/the-apple-bristol
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I've gone for a pint of G&T

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)

That drink is approved by Lampito, Inc.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I'd also like to offer my own G&T approval!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Ta both!
A pint might be excessive, but it saves me getting up for refills
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)

How the hell
did I miss that when I was in Bristol?! That place looks awesome.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Because you never said.
'Jeff, I'm coming to Bristol, where should I drink?;
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I LIVED in Bristol, Jeff!
I should have known about a pub like that.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)

It's at the bottom of King Street.
It might not have been there when you lived in Bristol.

What year did you leave?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Errrrrrm
summer 2004? Looking on google maps, it seems to be the other side of the quays that I never really explored.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

If you were standing outside either the Old Duke or the Landdogger pubs
And you couldn't see a boat full of Babylonion cider carnage, it wasn't there when you lived here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)

The next time I visit
I shall be sure to check it out.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Evening Mr TheDogFucker
How are you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I'm alright thanks Lab.
Yourself? Had a nice day?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)

I've had a lazy one
Good to have days like that once in a while I find!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Tomorrow should be a lazy day for me.
I'll do housework and loaf about a bit.

Achieved anything good today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Completed a game and am now watching some films I've had saved
Tomorrow I'll be seeing the parents for top notch food!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)

What films have you gone with?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Ironman 2, and just finishing Shutter Island
Not sure what to go with next
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Match of the Day?
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Haha!
No.
Shutter Island's bloody good.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Is that another DiCaprio film?

(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Yep! With Scorcese
Really good, would have been better if a colleague hadn't ruined the ending for me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Hmm
might buy that on dvd when it gets cheaper.

EDIT - *belm*, I thought it was much more recent than that, it's only a fiver at amazon.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I recommend it for a fiver for sure

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

I've already spent my amazon budget for this month
I have put it in my basket ready for next month's allowance.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Very disciplined of you!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Well, I'd quite like
to still be able to afford food in the last week before payday, you see...
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I suggested this to Amberl
At the discounted price they are offering all three series for, there has never been a better way to spend a tenner.

www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=house+of+cards+triology

The BEST series of all time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I vaguely remember
that being on when I was a kid. I know my mum enjoyed it, but it sounds awfully serious.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)

It's really watchable.
I'm not known for doing 'high-brow' am I?

Trust me. It's fantastic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)

I shall think about it
might see if I can find the first ep online and watch it first to see if I like it. I generally like my tv programmes to be a bit more lighthearted.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)

Hapus.
Evening Jeff how did City get on today? I heard Lita scored but don't know the final score?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)

we lost 4-0 Bob
And our 'former England International goalkeeper' David James got sent off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Shit. Not good times then.
I may watch the Football League Show now. Apart from the football good day?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Did some cider drinking before the game
And a bit more cider drinking after the game too.

So it wasn't a wasted day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I am sat here with a lovely tall glass of cider right now.
I love MOTD. Especially when Arsenal have won.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:30, Reply)

What cider have you got?
(I will judge you)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)

hahaha afraid to say it's gaymers. My brother has a friend who works there
and we get cheap crates. 12 bottles for £3.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Nothing wrong with most of the Gaymers offerings!
Consider your drinks selections APPROVED!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)

phew. Alcohol validation.
Man City - title contenders?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Still too early to say.
I can't see much further than United this season though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)

It's Man Utd or Arsenal in my opinion. Man Utd are beatable and I think
Tottenham (yuck) *spits* will beat them tomorrow.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I'd like to see Arsenal win it this year.
But you keep telling me they're shit, so they probably won't.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:56, Reply)

In the cup(s) they have been

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I'm pleased Chelsea has ruled themselves out of the title race
And it would be nice to see someone other than United win it.

I'm not a fan of the way Man City has spent their money, so I've got no time for them, so it looks like I want Arsenal to win it, based on that!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

It's true Arsenal seem to be the neutrals team of choice
plus now they have resolved the lack of English players it's ok to like them again.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Quite agree.
Good to see Walcott finding a bit of form too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Right kiddliwinks, I'm off to bed.
Hopefully next time I'm on here I'll have beaten this essay to death. I CAN'T write more than 1000 words now, so I'm on the home stretch.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Sleep well Lampy!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)

You too Jeff.
Hope your team pull their socks up.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Night love

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Nos da

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Diolch!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Night Lampers :)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Night love!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Evening internet.
I'm off work with the karmaAIDS, have only got out of bed to take delivery of a pizza all day. Thank god for mobile internet.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:46, Reply)

What kind of pizza?
YOU WILL BE JUDGED.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)

It'll be veggie, so FAIL

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Automatic fail.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I'm ILL. I needed hot food.
It's just a margherita. I didn't want to shock my body by feeding it vegetables.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Actually margherita is often a great shout if done well.
Hope you feel better kiddo. *condescending tone*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:55, Reply)

This is done beautifully.
Proper little Italian place up the road. Best pizza ever. Am trying to feel better but there's about 4 different things wrong with me. *accepts condescension*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

I've had 2 apples today
Wanna hold out until sleep, so that I don't cave and order food.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I've had shreddies,
home made meatballs and pasta and a dairylea dunker. I am about to have my only dooby of the day and play need for speed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

You know that's not really a healthy approach to weightloss, right?

(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Yeah I know, but it will help me lose weight
I'll be eating better tomorrow at my parents place
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)

If you're ill.
You shouldn't be drinking cocktails.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I'm not drinking cocktails, silly!
I'm drinking wine from the bottle.

*awaits award of 'little miss classy 2011'*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

You expect to be nominated for 'little miss classy 2011'?
*Makes the awards for 'little Miss delusional 2011' to BelladonnaAnodyne.

Now, if you'll keep your acceptance speech short, we've got other awards to give out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Wibble.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Sorry.
You're a contender.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

You can't just take away my award like that!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)

No, you misunderstand! The award you've won, is yours.
I'm saying you still might win 'Little Miss Classy' as well!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Oh, OK.
*stops being outraged*

What other OT awards are you giving out?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)

What award do I get?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)

No idea.
Any suggestions?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Oh!
Labs gets 'best M'ningTFU of the week'. You get 'nicest to animals'...
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Oh my gosh
Wow, this is such a shock! Well, I'd like to thank God, an my manager...God...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Your manager is God?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Or Simon Cowell to use his 'earth' name?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)

I bet Labs would do ace on X Factor.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)

I'd be ace
I'd get at least 85% of the audience before being taken down
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

This would be ace.
I'd hate to lose you, but since as it's for the good of mankind, will you promise to do it?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Your sentiments are might touching, ma'am
*slings gun onto shoulder* but I've got a job to do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)

*swoons*
Ah do declare!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Why are you still up?
On the other hand, erm, I'm a bit trousered.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

I'm halfway cul-de-sac'd
2nd pint of g&t poured
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Pint?!
good grief.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Hardcore.
oh yeah.

I hope you're prepping yourself for the cider at the Tap. Two pints allowed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

And right they are to limit it
It's as glorious as it is lethal!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Indeed.
Oh, by the way, is stifado and pastitsio agreeable to your good self? Badger has already put in an order for the former.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:04, Reply)

Both are definitely desired by me!
Badger said I could have hers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Have her what?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

I was going to say 'food'
But the mere suggestion of something otherwise and untoward has destroyed any appetite I'm ever like to have :p
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Vacuum!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

I don't think I've been invited...
did you mean to reply to Labs, you great big drunkard?
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

I'm confused now.
You can come too, if you want.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:23, Reply)

I didn't make it that strong
I think
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Like one half of Jedward.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

He's everyone's manager, Bella

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Amen to that, brother.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma you've-got-the AIDS
It comes and goes.
It comes and goes....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)

I need it to go by tomorrow.
Work are pissed off at me, I've missed 6 shifts this week.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)

What is wrong with you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I lied to work for three days
Saying I couldn't go in because I had flu, because I knew if I told the real reason I'd just be told to MTFU. Well, I was going to MTFU today, and I woke up with flu. KarmaAIDS :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

What was the real reason?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Insomnia, inability to get dressed and face the world, etc.
I'm back at the start of a downward spiral.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Sounds like me
But I'm M'ing TFU and so should you
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I'm not being generically emo (not saying you were either)
It's a bit beyond M'ningTFU. I've done this before, lots. I know when I'm coming to the end of a high period and embarking on a low. Am making doctors appointment Monday.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)

*sniggers*
You said 'period'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Good, hope it all works out for you!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Hope so.
I don't mind when I'm high, that's fun. Not sure if I can spend another few months feeling like this though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Alright bummers?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)

is my webcam on?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I don't know, is it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

it was a bumming joke.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Evening :)
Wanders in, coughs, hacks something nasty onto the monitor.
Uses sleeve to wipe blob off monitor as i cant be arsed to drag my aching carcass off to find a tissue.
Takes solace in large glass of vodka and waves a Happy New Year to all
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)

I think I might be ill
but apart from that I'm fine thanks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

*There there*
What's the matter?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

I'm properly short of breath
and my inhaler is making no difference so it isn't asthma
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

I wouldn't say you're that short
But if you insist, then maybe put some heels on?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:15, Reply)

pfft I'm not short*
*much
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

I don't recall you being short
Average Lady Height I'd say, not memorably tall or short.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

She's taller than me
but I've met pre-teens who are taller than I am.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:22, Reply)

You just use that as an excuse to stare at her chest

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:23, Reply)

Damn, foiled!
I just can't help myself :(
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

I've got to admit
It was a little awkward sleeping in the corner of that room with you two sharing a sofa bed, knowing of your pervy predilections.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Yeah right
I bet you weren't even trying to sleep, were you?
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:30, Reply)

Rub on some Vicks vapour-rub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Evening all
I haven't read any of the thread yet, but I'm having a top day. 9.5 hours sleep, leisurely morning, top sandwich for lunch, went to the footy and saw us win for the first time in six (and what a game it was), had a lovely veg chili for tea and now have a Shooter's Sandwich being pressed for tomorrow. I've had a beer and a couple of glasses of very good red wine.

Woo!

Now to read the thread. Feel free to call me a cunt in the sure and certain knowledge that it'll be at least 15 minutes before I see it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

You're a cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:15, Reply)

What DG says.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Thirded
Motion carries.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:23, Reply)

Fourthed
not because it's needed, just to ram the point home
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

You filthy minx!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:25, Reply)

he's a cunt
he'll like that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:27, Reply)

All cunts love a good point being rammed home
I think that's what you're saying, yes?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:28, Reply)

Eek, points?
no!
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:30, Reply)

Seems Amberl's into that
I think she's weird, and am glad she doesn't design sex toys.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:32, Reply)

Lies online Labs
I'm suggesting LiC likes that, not people in general
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:33, Reply)

Then I take it back

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)

You're not wrong
/ac
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure how exactly it would impact on you if she did
now who's the one with pervy predelictions, eh?
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:33, Reply)

Hey, don't go turning the spotlight on me here!
I can honestly say that being impacted by pointed sex toys is not a kink of mine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

it's just a habit?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Hmm, dressing like a nun will make it extra dirty
Thanks Cruncharella!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)

i love how I can aid deviancy in people

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:46, Reply)

I'm thinking a cross between the exploding vibrator from the news
and a nailbomb.

Probably wise that none of us design sex toys.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)

there was an exploding vibrator in the news?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

en.terra.com/latin-in-america/news/man_arrested_for_building_vibrator_bomb/hof13131
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)

so there is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)

right
sleepy time. Night all. Same crap tomorrow, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:21, Reply)

Night Crunch.
Dream of being a master-flirt.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:23, Reply)

night crunchy

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:26, Reply)

G'nite C-RA
dream of saucy waiters.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:31, Reply)

There are two live threads.
My connection is slow.

Is everyone staying here?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:24, Reply)

Two?
Who's on the other one?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:28, Reply)

Well no one now, but this one is dead long, so I don't know where to position myself to follow everything!
I have the betamax of connections this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:30, Reply)

Here will do nicely
*gets comfortable*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:30, Reply)

It's half one
GO TO BED.

You'll thank me in the morning.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:32, Reply)

I'm in bed already...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:33, Reply)

Aren't laptops great?
*smugs*
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:34, Reply)

*smug highfives*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:35, Reply)

Woo!

(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:37, Reply)

rub it in a bit more haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:35, Reply)

*rubs it in*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:36, Reply)

CUNT!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:33, Reply)

Unless you want to start a 'more of the same' new thread?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:32, Reply)

Yeah, do that.
I'm on my phone. It's all super-right.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:33, Reply)

You do it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:35, Reply)

done. race ya.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:37, Reply)

I'm here for the night I reckon.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:33, Reply)

Think I'll be around for a wee bit longer
Miraculously I'm starting to feel tired.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:34, Reply)

Same
I certainly can't sleep
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:34, Reply)

New thread. See you there.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:38, Reply)