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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hmm....yeah, actually it does.But sexy sexual shenanigans are surely the best kind of sexual shenanigan?
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Well, I would hopethat when I get round to having some of the aforementioned shenanigans, that they will be sexy, yes. Otherwise it'd just be plain disappointing.
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Otherwise it'll be a date whereby you knock on someones door and the just run away, yes?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:12,
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And nobody wants disappointing sexual shenanigans.That just wouldn't be very sexy.
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Definitely in the "Bad sex is worse than No sex" camp, then?(Join the club...)
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Amen to that!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:23,
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You have no ideahow truly abysmal some of the sex I've had has been!
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How bad are we talking?Bad enough that you didn't even know he'd been in?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:28,
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My first boyfriends all time record lowwas 47 seconds, and yes it was so bad that I had nothing better to do than watch the clock.
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Is that from the moment of penetration, or from the moment he unbuckled his belt?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:31,
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Oh dear...I'm guessing he was consistently... pre-punctual? Surely if that was a one-off then it's mean to hold a grudge.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:34,
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Pre-punctual!Yes, somewhat. I don't think he ever lasted more than 5 minutes, and I stayed with him for a year after that. *belms*
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That sucks!A one-off 'false start' I reckon is acceptable, but to routinely shoot first and ask questions later is just not on.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:38,
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It certainly is noteven if we were teenagers at the time. Since he is now extremely fat, balding, ginger and a rabid Tory...I think I'm well out of that one. Like I say - no sex at all is better than that!
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Just make sure you don't end up a left-wingAnne Widdecombe.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:44,
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Sounds like you came away with all the looks, character and awesomeness there!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:45,
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Gordon Brownwould have come away with the looks, character and awesomeness from that relationship.
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Haha!Both my long-term ex's are still hot, so I don't have that guilty pleasure. Both are good friends of mine still though, so it's not like I have to worry about psycho ex's!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:52,
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I don't have any psycho exesunless you count the guy I ended up dating by accident. I just have number of exes whom, when I look at, think 'what the FUCK was I thinking?!'
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AhhhI have one of those, but it was only a secondary school relationship that lasted a couple of weeks.
Thinking back on it, she was quite scary, but then her nickname was Scary Sam... Should've taken that as a clue...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:58,
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Even I would have taken that as a hint, I think.the story of psycho ex.
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To be fair I only found out she was called that AFTER we got together(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:05,
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What's wrong with Tories :(?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:45,
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Nothing, necessarilybut he takes it far, far too far. If he was any more frothing about certain things, he'd be virtually a nazi.
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Did you find yourself eating more boiled eggs during the relationship?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:42,
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No.perhaps I should have, maybe smelly egg farts would have put him off his enthusiastic pawings...
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Shh!Women don't fart...
Apparently.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:48,
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My toaster takes about a minute.You could have got up in the morning, put some toast on, gone back to bed, watch him satisy himself and they have a hot-bread snack!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:33,
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I would have preferred toast, to be fairsex with him was just an embarrassing chore.
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So this relationship didn't really effect your studies then?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:44,
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My worst I guess was when the girl just laid thereBarely made a sound, arms to her side, it freaked me out! Show some enthusiasm, dammit!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:29,
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Well, if you will go on the pull in the mortuary...(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:32,
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I was expecting this or a date rape gag(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:34,
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I'm just glad you didn't liken me to ChompySo thanks for that!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:36,
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It really wasShe'd been enthusiastic leading up to that point, then suddenly it was 'lie back and think of England'. Creeped me the hell out!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:35,
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