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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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^this.
It's foolproof. (Assuming you're happy with the possibility of her never speaking to you again, of course...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
as a consequence of the other 19 fuckwits
she is now going on a 4th date with dr hug.

they have driven her to it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)
maybe it's for the best

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Dr Hug?
Maybe I missed the backstory to this chap...but he sounds like some of children's cartoon character gone horribly, creepily wrong.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)
a loser from the internet
who puts "hug" about 50 times per text.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)
a loser from the Internet?
Have there ever been any winners from the Internet?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)
very
good

point
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Sweet sweet desperation
Where would I be without you
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)
a spotty bespectacled virgin
posting on the internet?

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I'm not a proud man
if it works, it works. POWERHUGZ!!!11!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)
cockgaz
then i'll let you know if it has worked or not.

or re-post it on here. depends what mood i'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)
He's camera shy :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)
somehow
i don't believe you really tried hard enough!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)
He starts crying and it all gets a bit messy to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)
But from what you've told us of Dr hug
being buggered to death with a red hot rusty poker would be better than settling down with him...
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)
yes
yes i agree. his texts drive me insane and i am only third party to them!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)

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