That is easily the best nickname anyone other than myself has ever given me
Now let us never speak of it again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If it was that good, you'd change your name
Go on, do it. Doitdoitdoit.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Incentivise me, woman

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)

If you'd change your name to Bumderella Sparklepants
People would have fair warning of your tendencies towards both bumming and wearing sequinned trousers. Also, it would make me smile and might possibly be the only thing that cheers me up today.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

*sigh*
I'll send you another pic...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I wouldn't.
My phone's so full of cock-shots that if I'm brutally murdered, the Mail will decide I deserved it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Wasn't really going to
Frankly, you've been spoilt thus far
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Clearly our versions of 'spoilt' differ greatly
Because when I use the word, I use it to mean 'overindulged excessively, with no cause', and clearly you use it to mean 'hounded with rapey-sounding messages which are accompanied with pictures of what may, after a squint, pass for a cock'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Fucking hell, you don't want much, do you?!
It's hard to indulge you with no cause considering how plaintively you beg
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Blah blah gay joke blah
I've just been extremely annoyed by something I've just been told. Even mocking you could not make me happy now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)