i can't even get excited about hometime
as it means gym and no dinner after a weekend of too much food and booze. cheer me up, darlingest of montys??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

have a cheeky wank before bed

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)

wank sandwich

*Waits to see who has offended Swipe the most*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:00, Reply)

you're both disgusting animals

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:01, Reply)

That is lame.
Gym and no dinner is probably actually unhealthy so I prescribe a worthy but filling meal and two glasses of white wine.

I'm off out to a music hall in the East End tonight to see some bender singing the songs of Noel Coward - so the thought of me doing that may make you chuckle. Actually I don't mind NC at all, and the building I'm going to is fucking lovely (Wilton's Music Hall). I am going so I can have a few pints though, in truth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:04, Reply)

yours sounds like more fun
i will have to stick with my original plan of doom though.

you're right, it has made me smile. please try to say something utterly inappropriate??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:05, Reply)

The last time I went
I did a classic 'the room went quiet just in time for me to make a clearly-heard disparaging remark about the 'artiste'' moment - later on in the evening I was slating the stupid cow again, only to find her stood immediately behind me. Lucky I don't care, eh?

I'm off now, night night all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:09, Reply)