i will take you for a ride. if it's not raining we can put the top down and pose

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Haha, awesome
I think I even have some big sunglasses somewhere...
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

and I trust a Grace Kelly scarf as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)

No, but I might ask to borrow one?

(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Of course you can
I have Vivienne Westwood one that will do the job magnificently
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Ban this sick filth!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)

we'll take some pics

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

I don't know if my ageing heart will take the strain, frankly.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Also, for fuck's sake, b3ta's running slower than a three legged race in which the only entrants are all wearing callipers.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Run Forrest!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Swipe and Berk
The Thelma and Louise of OT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)

You love it.

(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)

You'll have to find your Brad Pitt though, to complete the adventure.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I wish :(
I've never seen Thelma and Louise though, don't they kill someone and then commit suicide? My life's been a bit iffy recently but it really isn't that bad!
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:35, Reply)

But you've got no tennis to play.
It might be something for you to consider.

Especially if your car is still fucked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

I've got no tennis and my car is fucked
therefore, go on a roadtrip and kill myself? Erm. No? Besides, car is fixed now, although my savings have gone :(
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Have they done a good job on your car?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Well, it's working
and it drives a lot better, so I guess yes? I've taken my car to them a number of times and they're always really nice, the bloke who owns it chats to me about minis (proper ones).
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)

I used to have a proper mini
and everyone who's ever worked in a garage has owned a mini at some point. I love 'em to bits, I wish I could afford another one.
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

What sort of mini would you get?
Assuming money was no object?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)

One that works and isn't full of rust
this was often an issue with the two minis I owned.
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Do you like the new mini?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)

NO.
it can fuck off. As a car in it's own right, I'm sure it's fine, but it is NOT a mini.
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Just say what you feel.
Did you notice I sent you a message?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

berk why can't I have hot history boy?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Who is hot history boy?
(Answer on the left!)

And why is berk stopping you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)