*peels sandpaper lids back from bloodshot eyes*
Morning Monty. I too am looking forward to Montstock, but if I don't get some decent sleep between now and then I am likely to plummet face-first in to a bowl of curry mid meal, and be unwakeable thereafter.

Ricky Gervais has no business calling anyone a cunt, being such a prime, gaping example of a syphilitic-ridden flange himself.
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 8:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Or falling into a Korma as it's also known.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 8:48, Reply)

The internet, Jeff.


Please leave it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 8:49, Reply)

*Phones Norris McWhirter*
Norris, Monty has asked me to leave the Internet after my first post of the day. Is it a record?

Woo!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 8:50, Reply)

No answer from the McWhirters, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 8:55, Reply)

No.
I'll keep trying though Monty.

Dedication, and all that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 8:56, Reply)

It's what you need

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)

*weeps softly*
I cannot believe I set you up for that one.
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Nice use of language.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Why, thank you very much!

(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:29, Reply)