I don't understand how someone so pitifully poor can get so constantly pissed.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mainly by having no long term goals or ambitions

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)

And living North of the Watford gap.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Is that where I'm going wrong?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Yes Noel
Also I feel you're not really making the most of having a daughter, you need to claim benifits for everything. Make her walk with a limp for some extra booze money.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Give her a shit load of speed then take her to the GP's
instant ADHD diagnosis.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)

It's a vicious cycle, I become poor, due to getting constantly pissed
Although I've massively cut down on how much I used to drink.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)

ve m a ly n down on how much I used to drink
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Well, that too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Turn your life around by pitching a new "reality TV" series to BBC3
"AA goes to AA"
It can't be any worse than all those mawkish programs about the morbidly obese.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I think I'd rather kill myself, and I'm sure others will agree.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)