Don't get me wrong, she's probably lovely, could be my dream girl, only I just don't know it 'cus I don't know her. She might be an annoying cow IRL too, I donno, don't really mind, as long as DJTP cries himself to sleep over it.
Nah', that's a bit harsh on DJTP... you can replace Roota with clackhousesomethingwhosnameialwaysforget or chickenlady or any of the other permantly unavailables.

Even better if they're not up for it, the more people crying themselves to sleep (who aren't me), the better.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:57, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Naturally we're not talking about any phsyical acts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

*pats on head*
You'll find your princess one day. She'll probably be working behind a sushi counter somewhere.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Yeah but she'll end up being his daughter and he'll have to cut his tounge off.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I never really got the hype with that film
I enjoyed it, but didn't think it was the masterpiece others claimed it to be.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Dude!
I mean, I know she's ludicrously awesome, but what did I do?
( djtrialprice, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)

You took me off the market.
Men have wept.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)