If only it involved actual cocks!

(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I hear ya sister.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Still nothing on the man frontier for you either then?

(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)

To be honest I've not really thought about it.
I've played with the idea of going back to on-line dating but I fear for my sanity. I've only just got it back.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Meh, me neither
I signed up to OkCupid in a fit of pique but haven't actually filled the thing in, I simply cannot be fucked with all the hassle and weirdy beardies. We're awesome and clearly all men who cannot see this are stupid.
Anyway. Are you still thinking of having a birthday bash again this year?
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Maybe.
As there is a summer bash in London I might make it later in the year.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I'm still keeping one eye on Kos in August.
I wish work would bloody hurry up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Not sure about that now.
I've promised my sis I would take my nephew away to Tenerife for a week in the summer. It may be that if I have the funds I join you for a week when your over there.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)

No worries.
I'd probably still look to go from Manc though as it's about £100 cheaper and less anti-social flight times than Newcastle.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:51, Reply)

You can still stop over at mine and depending on flights I can drive you to the airport.
No worries : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:52, Reply)

This sounds like an excellent plan :)

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)

later earlier? :D
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Or earlier : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:51, Reply)

*cough*second bank holiday in May? *cough*
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I like this plan !

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Ooo! Just checked calender and looks doable.
Let me ask Tourettes and Dg first.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Woo and yay!
potentially.
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Should be.
I can't think of anything we have planned at that time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Hmmmmm!
If this is doable Blousie, maybe our scheme we cooked up would work :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Then I shall put it on the calender now.
Woo!

What scheme?
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Huzzah!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Just look at the bloody label
when you buy booze to bring to this one, okay?
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I had already drunk all my booze
But I've learned my lesson!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)

On the calender *glees*

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)

If I sign up now
You've got plenty of time to accumulate enough tar and feathers.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Okay : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)

And a rail.
You'll need a rail to ride me out of town on. Although I've never been quite sure how that worked.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)

I'll get a wheelie bin.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:16, Reply)

That'll do.
Can I do a regal wave out of it?

Perhaps you could set it alight and roll it gracefully through the market place.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Have you got a bit of a frog in your throat, berk?
You should really stop giving blowjobs to the French onion seller.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:56, Reply)

I like french onion soup
but not french onion seller mansoup. Besides, it's a vaguely similar consistency to cough syrup, so surely it should help a cough rather than making it worse?
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)

that's what I usually tell my mrs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I really wouldn't know...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:16, Reply)

You and berk should both be snapped up by now.
You both score big on awesome points.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Awwwww! Jeff.
*ruffles hair*
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Right.
Before I can come back and offer more compliments to the ladies of the Internet, I need to consider cooking some dinner.

*Goes for a rummage*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Aw, cheers! :)
how was the busy day? Get lots done?
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Yeah.
Although not dinner yet, and I'm hungry.

I'll be back in a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:56, Reply)

weirdy beardies?
that offends me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:43, Reply)

If you could see some of the people on that site...

(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Do you not get a better class of weirdo on the pay-sites?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Quite possibly
I resent some online thing making money out of my misfortune though.
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:58, Reply)

you are insinuating that having a beard makes them weird though ;-)
I have no doubt that they are total weirdos though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Most of my exes have had beards
...oh, wait.

Naw, I like facial hair on a man. I was merely saying that there are some strange folk on dating websites.
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:56, Reply)

that's what I figured
I thought as Off-topic's most prominent beard wearing gentleman I should object to your phraseology
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Aw booo!
I want everyone to get loved up, I feel all magnanimous at the world this evening.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Bah
you make me SICK.

I'm kidding. Maximinimus' fb status updates make me sick though
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)

:D
Ooh, I haven't seen his updates recently. *goes to check*

*edit* GORGEOUS KITTEN?!?! Hahahahahahahahaha!!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:44, Reply)

For a rugger bugger he ain't half a big soft shite at times!
no offence, Maxi.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:50, Reply)