I'd love to teach the baby ones
Adults are fine too, cos they actually want to learn, but a lot of language work is role-play, and not many adults are willing to act like tits in a class full of other adults.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I would like to teach baby ones
but then there's snot and stuff.
Also they would be better than me at maths.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Apparently the little ones are horrible too
Because they haven't learnt how to be proper people yet, they can be pretty harsh.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I've always babysat, so harshness of little'uns doesn't get to me
but the snot of a complete stranger? Hmmm...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

And they wee themselves
Kids are rubbish. I want nothing to do with them until they become of an age where they're not just essentially animals.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

The idea of being a nanny appeals
But then I remember that most people are cocks who have neither the ability nor the inclination to discipline their babbies and therefore I would be harassed all day by arrogant brats that I'm not allowed to correct.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Psychological torture is your only option then.
I'd make them watch Watership Down, then buy them rabbits.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

have you seen The Plague Dogs?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Nope, never heard of it either...
Just looked it up though, holy fuck!

Think Richard Adams was a bit of a nutter?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)