I want some more random crap to read through
but you all seem to have run away. Have you run away?

Boring Alt Q because I can't be assed to think very long and hard about this: Most random thing purchased on eBay?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:11, 18 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm still here, pounding away.
Alt: I have never bought anything from eBay.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Just got back from lunch
I had a sushi snack pack. It was average.

Alt: 25 metal star studs. I glued four to my head for my Vivian from The Young Ones costume.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Where did you glue the other 21?
*boggles*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Yes, he 'pimped' his Boggle set.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Well, it's like vajazzling crossed with 'ribbed for her pleasure'...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:20, Reply)

*Sings*
Love, love will tear us apart, again....
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Haha!
Still, it's great for scouring the pans.
That's not a euphemism.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Don't worry,
I've just started an interesting thread above this one.

I am really glad you're coming on Saturday.

Err, I mean 'why don't you just fucking well cock off, yeah?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Aw thanks
I'm glad I get invited to Montstock events (wait... did I invite myself? probably)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I'm losing my mind.
I got zero sleep last night and so now I'm apparently a loon. I almost texted my friend at half three last night just to tell him my t-shirt smelt like candles and I've just spent the last half an hour lying half asleep on my housemate's bed singing the Camelot song. I'm going to crash and burn at any moment.

We've got the painters in as well (not a euphemism) and the smell of emulsion is not helping my sleep deprived high.

Never bought anything on ebay.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)

When are your exams?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I've just had three
Monday, yesterday and today. That's what the rabies and herpes post was about the other day.
Last two on the 26th and 28th.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I don't read everything you write.
Did they go well? Are you over the panic stage?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Lies!
Ranged from good to awful.
More or less, but I'm too exhausted to care at the moment.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I'm about to go for lunch, but I've been reading old QOTWs on here to keep me entertained
Alt Q: I've never purchased anything random, I think 99% of the stuff I've ever bought on there was for a girlfriend at the time. Saved me lots of money though (Got a Corset set from Ann Summers, with stockings, for £28)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Yes, but what did you get for your girlfriend?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:20, Reply)

And that's *my* appetite cured for now.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)

^Uncomfortably close to the truth

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)