Yeah but you hate everything

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'd like to be a guide in The British Museum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I don't think the little uniform would suit you
not much call for selling biscuits etc.

you get the point
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)

*adjusts woggle*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Really really?
Or just so you could roll your eyes at how fucking ignorant everyone is? TECHINCALLY IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED CRETACEOUS PARK YOU FUCKING MORON
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I would queue for this!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I found myself giving poor old Lusty and her chums
a kind of impromptu tour on Sunday. Either I know quite a lot of stuff or they were particularly ignorant and it cannot be that, can it?

Are you calling Lusty and her chums ignorant? You'd better not be.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Or they thought "Oh fuck, best just shut up until his throat packs in"
"Otherwise he'll just repeat himself louder and slower"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Or they were humouring you
"really it was leonardo da Vinci that painted the Mona Lisa and here I was thinking it was Leonardo di Caprio teeheehee"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)

he'd be a shit tour guide for the British Museum if he thought the Mona Lisa was there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

They're bound to have a poster of it somewhere.

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)