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Speaking of masterpieces
I'm still wearing my pyjamas and i'm eating hot mini sausage rolls dipped in ketchup and/or honey BBQ sauce
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Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:12,
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Oh man I love being in my pyjamas and eating mini sausage rolls.
I prefer them either hot with braaahn sauce or cold with none.
Sometimes I can't wait for them to go cold.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:14,
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I didn't want them scalding hot
as they burn my mouth because I eat them too quickly, so I let them cool a bit so they were really just warm.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:17,
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I'm having a hard time believing that you waited before eating something
And also that they were 'mini' sausage rolls.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:18,
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Okay, I actually tied myself to the other side of the room when I took them out of the oven
and the time it took me to chew through my own foot was long enough for them to cool sufficiently.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:21,
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I suppose you only did what diabetes would have done to you in a few months
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:22,
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the size of a Mini
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:22,
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That's more like it
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:23,
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That is sexy.
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wanderlust, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:14,
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So's your face.
And your boobs and your va-jay-jay.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:17,
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Are you saying she doesn't have a sexy arse?
Shame on you al!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:19,
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I'm going to see you on saturday
Try to contain your excitment.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:20,
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Try to contain yourself
In Milton Keynes.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:23,
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I see what you did there, you're trying to chinsult me.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:27,
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how long have you been waiting to use that?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:28,
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I thought it up on the spot
I'm very witty.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:30,
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Not to mention charming.
Oops.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:24,
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The NLP is finally kicking in
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:42,
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Sometimes when I think of you, I think "That man is the _perfect_ man".
Like a labrador to dogs.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:33,
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