1. No, I can't.
2. Not happened yet, MONTSTOCK 2011 is on Saturday. It is tremendously exciting.
3. Thai green chicken soup, some pate and a couple of crackers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am jealous of the Tayyabs visit and the potential to meet lots of you lovely b3tapeople
EDIT:

And the other cunts too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I'm beginning my fast.
And I'm not being veggie this time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I've just noticed.
If you take the first two letters of MONTSTOCK and replace the 'M' with a 'C' and the 'O' with a 'U' it'll spell CUNTSTOCK.

Not that I'm suggesting either you, or anyone else attending MONTSTOCK is a cunt, but I thought this sort of observation was worth sharing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

If you take the last three letters of 'Jeff'
and replace them with 'izz-hungry Bronski Boy' you get 'Jizz-hungry Bronski Boy'. Just saying, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Pfft.
That shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)