I can't believe no one has mentioned wormulus
sebastianwinnett.com/Gallery.html (some NSFW but it's art so it's cool yeah?)
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:28, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That needs to be spammed to the Saatchi Gallery
I'd love to see their response
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:32, Reply)

ugh

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:35, Reply)

What the fuck? Is that actually Wormulus' stuff or some sort of wind up?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)

It seems genuine...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Surely a wind up.
That can't be his real surname either, surely?

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=winnet
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Nope it's his stuff, the scarf wearing cock hound.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)

So he takes hard core pornagraphic images
and then uses photoshop to, oh cock I've forgotten the word for what that's called.

But he's actually promoting himself as an artist is he?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I don't think he is anymore,
I dunno gaz him and ask.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)

So
a) he is absolutely fucking terrible at art and
b) his surname means 'Poo that is found under the male's foreskin after poo-sex'

I cannot wait until I see him next.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Invite him on saturday

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)

That's actually a great idea. I like him a lot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)

He's a nice bloke IRL
He was at DG and Tourettes London Bash.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I agree funny guy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Think I was tipsy when talking to him about courts and legal stuff
IIRC, I've been to the court he works out of several times.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)

If you ever see him at work be sure to shout "oy cockhound" at him

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Then I'll turn to the judge and say
"It's alright, private joke", shoot the double finger pistols to Wormulus, then say quietly to the judge "but he really is a cockhound".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

"he wears a scarf indoors and stuff"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I didn't realise ludicrous hair was illegal.
Well I for one applaud your dedication.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I stick true to the core

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Second image I saw was a porn star
Though her name escapes me. Red hair, goth-y. I'm sure he didn't ask her permission to use her pics.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)