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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bored, bored, bored.
This week is dragging big-time. I am off to see my pal's new child this evening and have a curry whilst I am about it. Thought you'd like to know this.

Who is your favourite painter of all time and why?

NB anyone saying 'Jacko from 'Brush Strokes'' is
a) old, and
b) looking for a smack in the fucking mouth. JEFF.


ALT: What's new, Pussycat?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:05, 282 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Van Dyke
there's a tiny little painting of his on the second floor of Dublins gallery and it literally blew me away.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Oh it 'literally' did, eh?
Where did it blow you to? Or did it 'blow you away' in the manner of a gangland slaying? Are you posting from beyond the grave?

Are you a....a.....ZOMBIE????
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)
It litterally did, it was so random.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I think mine might be Caravaggio.
He was a right character as well. He was extremely 'rock'n'roll' for his day.

I love the lighting of his paintings. I am also a huge fan of Rick Griffin.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Caravaggio is the master.
Light, shadow, naturalism and a healthy contempt for the church. A print of 'David with the Head of Goliath' hangs on the wall of my office at home.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Caravaggio?
He did have a good World Cup, and looked good for Chelsea last season.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Rick Griffin?

Typo there Monts, surely you mean Nick Griffin?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)
He meant Rick Rubin.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Hahah
Actully Mouse and Kelley, and Nigel Waymouth are also favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Caravaggio is fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Isn't he a doctor in Holby?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Does this answer have to be artists who only used paint
or are we allowed to talk about artists who work in other mediums?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Planning to watch QuestionTime tonight?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Not while it's on
No TV/work.

I'll catch it online when I get home.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I bet galloway says "war crimes" at least once
and campbell refers to galloway pretending to be a cat.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)
They're far too predictable
I might just make it up in my head instead of watching it. Galloway and Campbell are such cunts.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
The clue is in the word 'painter'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)
But I don't have a favourite painter and I wanted permission to gush about other artists.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Well unlucky.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)
It's fine, I'll just talk about them on Twitter instead.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Right Now, I'm enjoying George Grosz.
Its the sort of painting I would try to do at school. Which is why I had to give up art early.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Painter?!
I don't have a favourite painter. I don't care about painters. There are some that are talented, sure, and some pieces of art that I like, but I don't have a favourite painter.

To put this into perspective for you Monty, what's your favourite video game design studio?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I would say Valve
but I'm fickle and they take too long.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Valve are consistently good, but do take their time
Mine's Looking Glass/Irrational Games, if only for System Shock 2 and the Bioshock games.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Any idea when the next HL episode is out
I've stopped following gaming news it's wank.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Still no news on it whatsoever

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Lionhead.
I fucking love Fable so much.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Fable disappointed me
As did 2. Not played 3 yet, but Molyneux has a tendency to hype the fuck out of his games, then say "oh, we had to take certain features out unfortunately". Why's that, Pete? Because they probably aren't fucking possible?!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
3 is good, but fucks up halfway through.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Colour me surprised.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Didn't they sing "I wanna sex you up"?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Nah, Colour Me Surprised did "I Wanna Rape You Up".

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:59, Reply)
They don't make 'em like that anymore, do they?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Still not played 3
I love love loved 1 and 2 though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I like Rovio cos they made Angry Birds

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I like Creative Assemblies
because Shogun is one of my favourite games of all time, as is Medieval II. Shogun II is out this year and it's giving me the excuse to break out my awesome Japanese kung fu bad guy voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Shogun was class
Never played the others, not a huge strategy game fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I'm a megalomaniac at heart.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)
DMA possibly

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)
So GTA 1 and 2, before Rockstar acquired them?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)
few old games as well
like Blood Money

bunch of the old Psygnosis stuff.

also, LucasArts have made most of my favourite ever games.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)
the Monkey Island series?
infuriating fun those games.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Anything they made with the SCUMM engine was awesome
Day of the Tentacle, Monkey Island etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Indy and the Last Crusade was utterly stupendous
that game gave me a great deal of enjoyment over many years.

I've just discovered that it was developed by Mindscape, after they were taken in by LucasArts. Mindscape were also responsible for my all time favourite game, Moonstone.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Same here,
Sadly point-and-click adventure games have died a death.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I'm pleased they released the special editions of the first two Monkey Islands
they were great.

The recent episodic Tales from MI weren't bad either.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Which one did 'Daley Thompson's Decathlon?'

That one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Ocean?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)
No, she went of her own accord.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Isn't that the answer to the question 'Jamaica?'?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Yep, they also did worms but they're dead now I think

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I thought Team 17 did Worms?
Edit: Wiki says Ocean and Team 17 co-produced Worms.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Daley Thompson's Decathlon ...
also known as 'How to wreck your joystick in an afternoon'
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:55, Reply)
that's why you needed a Cruiser
even when they did eventually break they could be fixed by using Lego and bits of eraser to hold the microswitches in place.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Daley really wasn't worth such ingenuity.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Popcap
As I have the attention span of a hyperactive gnat with ADHD on PCP. Zuma Blitz FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Hmm
I'm a fan of Henderson Cisz. I have one of his prints in my room. I just like the picture as a whole, it's a New York one, I'd quite like to get one of his London ones. But they are expensive and I think I've used up all my important birthdays :p

Annoyingly I almost bought one of his "island" (not this one but similar) prints a while back but couldn't justify the £200 at the time, can I find anywhere to buy it from now? No. No I can not.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Oh if I had a free £1200
I'd buy this
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Eh, I'll stick to black and white photography prints

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I'd like to own an original Cisz

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I had one of them removed from my neck
Looked like a chick pea, but there was not much hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)
You're lucky I like you

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Aren't I just!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
There are many things I'd like to own
An original piece of art doesn't appear on the list at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Original art is very high on my list!
I live very close to here www.wills-art.com/ which is chock full of wonderful stuff that even with affordable in the company name I cannot afford!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I know it's an investment and all that
But it just doesn't interest me. Like I said, I like B&W photographs of natural settings (waterfalls, forests, beaches etc), but I can pick those up cheap in Ikea.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)
But then your house will look like everybody elses!
the investment thing is secondary, I love knowing that I have the only one of certain things, makes it special like
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I think the appeal for original art is you know under the paint there will be layers of stuff that has been painted over
changed around and more of a depth to a real painting than you can ever get from a print.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)
*shrugs* none of that appeals to me

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I was talking to Ape

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I was lonely and wanted to join in

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)
*Hugz*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)
hugz4u lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Thank you Doctors.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)
LuV u Bbz

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I promise it won't ;)
There are some photographic prints by Rob Sheridan I'd buy. As for individuality, I have a NIN collector's boxset, signed, one of only 2,500. That'll do me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Well I'm shocked everyone doesn't share my tastes and priorities.
I think this is the fault of them there forrins and as ssuch I am writing a letter to the Daily Mail right now
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)
You do that

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Not even this?
www.jackvettriano.com/exhibitions/days-of-wine-and-roses-london-october-2010/the-master-tattooist/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Those are all horrible in my opinion.
Might as well get a Vettriano.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
*quietly agrees*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Monty in hating something I like shocker
Seriously the only thing we both like is Lusty
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
And Tayyabs, you witless remmy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)
oh wow two things
This is a Dear Diary day for sure
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I quite like Vettriano's more pervy stuff.
The "Lovers and other strangers" series in particular.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)
This, very much so

(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Oooh they're lovely
I have something a little bit similar.

EDIT - I had no idea that was the same guy that did this, I saw this in the art shop back home and loved it to bits: this
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I do like his London pieces.
I have a NY one (also I am vipros smug that I have print 1 / 195)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)
you can be even more smug
because I really like his paintings and am envious
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I am really pleased my Dad agreed to buy it for my 21st

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I'm not surprised.
I'm pleased that we can bond over a shared appreciation of art
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)
me too
next time I see you we shall get some wine and discuss ways we can save money to buy an original
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:57, Reply)
that sounds like an excellent plan

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I need £4500.. dammit
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Save yourself the cash
And just take a pic of the London Eye on your phone next time you walk by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:06, Reply)
The one I came close to buying was a London one
probably 6ft by 3ft. £1200

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)
That is insanely smug
and rightly so, I was just looking at that and it's lovely. I prefer Cityscape I though, and if I had the money I would buy it right fucking now.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)
they look so good in the flesh as well
I did literally almost spend £1200 on a massive original one.

when they were that cheap. *grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)
And why didn't you, foolish boy?

(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I think I spent it on something I actually urgently needed

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)
A facelift?
I hope you kept the receipt. You look like a baboon's scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:54, Reply)
you should have seen me before
I looked like your scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Oh man I need to sell more bathrooms so I can afford more of his stuff

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Damn you
he's the only artist I can admit to liking

The mrs and I almost bought one of his massive paintings a few years ago, but decided against it. Now they are worth 3 times as much
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Matisse - because his influence is still all around us
Henry Moore - for balancing magnitude and beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I saw a Matisse in {name of Parisian museum I have forgotten, no not the Louvre}
It was a LOT bigger than i imagined. Probably around 10'2
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Musee d'Orsay?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Centre Pompidou

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Matisse is fucking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Rolf Harris

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)
His pictures are quite expensive these days
They are often for sale in my local gallery.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
There's a Tony Hart original hanging on the wall of my local curry house.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I went to a curry house on Brick lane once
They had a an entire wall painted with a woman in leather rags flying a dragon, the next wall was a 6ft picture of Princess Diana's head...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)
You inspired me to listen to this - The Gallery music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTV7UZ_Bwg0&feature=related
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Childhood flashbacks right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)
My mate works in a gallery that regularly sells his stuff
She's met him a few times. Nice chap apparently.
They also sell a lot of Doug Hyde's stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I used to see Rolf Harris in Finsbury Park
going in and out of a Working Men's Club, at least once a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I don't have a favorite. But I quite like Baroque paintings.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
J.W. Waterhouse
for lots of reasons, but mainly for this
www.nonprints.com/uploadpic/john_william_waterhouse/big/Echo%20and%20Narcissus.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Oh man I read that as nomprints and got excited

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)
You soft mare!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I had a bunch of pre-rafaelite type prints in my little flat
Thisn one, Ophelia, and Flaming June. And the Lady of Shallott. Actually quite a few.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I bloody love them
but Waterhouse is my favourite.
A Mermaid, St Eulalia, The Lady of Shallot, Circe Invidiosa, Hylas and the Nymphs, Ulysses and the Sirens.
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:16, Reply)
don't forget
La belle Dame sans merci
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:25, Reply)
My mate had that for an album cover.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Nicolas Poussin.
A genius with colour, despite being French.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)
And a small chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Well said - he is fine with garlic and rosemary.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)
racist!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Oui.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Eric
Played by Mike Walling
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)
thomas kinkade

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Bob Ross

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
"Happy painting, and God bless, my friend..."
Lovely Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I fucking love the Joy of Painting

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Is that the guy they refer to as God in Peep Show?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Yes

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Pierre Brassau
Very cheeky and would work for peanuts.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Was that when Schulz was ill?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)
*golf clap*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Picasso.
Alt. Wohohohoh.

Well someone had to.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I quite like Tamara de Lempicka too.
1.bp.blogspot.com/_BwbD8HRBuJU/SKe1yob100I/AAAAAAAAB7g/f2o_qzwgXbQ/s400/Lempicka-Tamara-de_Jeune-Fille-Vert-1929.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)
So do I.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)
oooooooh

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Great conical breasts.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Pleasure's mine, sugartits.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Madonna was big into her at the time of Express Yourself/Vogue etc.
She has some originals. You can tell. Particularly the video for Express Yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)
The controversial breast-feeding anthem.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)
*bwaaaawk*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I like those paintings you get down camden lock where there is neon colours and planets and wolves and tigers.
I don't think I've had a single reply to anything I've written on here today, I feel like such a background noise.

I had an MRI this morning and I feel so tried now, I want to go home =(
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Howya Gonz?
How did the MRI go?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Hi Dr Tugnut,
It went alright, I got there, they made me drink this stuff that was like water for an hour, made me strip down to my pants and shoes, gave me a canular, injected some stuff into me that made me.
Then strapped me onto a tray on my stomach and put me through a tunel that I just about fitted in, and injected more stuff while telling me to breath differently.

I kept on getting vibrating and warm feelings and I nearly fell asleep towards the end.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Did you get a 'lazy lob-on'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)
No, I'm afraid not, maybe on saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Normally I would find the combination of drugs, undressing and vibrations...
...to be a super-sexy experience but this doesn't sound so much fun.
As a doctor I suggest you get some rest, eat sushi, have a wank and watch shit TV.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:56, Reply)
pity reply

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)
this is one of my favorites
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/John_Collier_-_Priestess_of_Delphi.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)
MONTY IN LIKING SOMETHING SHOCKER

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Alfons Mucha
Also Magritte.

And Caravaggio.

And there was a really good painting in the Glasgow modern art museum by a German guy called Angermann. It was a lakeside picnic scene, but get this - every figure was a black skeleton!!!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Egon Schiele is one of my favorites.
I find his work dark and sexually charged.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)
A girl I shared a dorm with at school
had a print of that one with the girl in the green dress. That was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)
How much were you charged?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)
He was fucking good in 'Ghostbusters' as the Jewish one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)
That was not funny and I hate myself for snotting on my keyboard.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:57, Reply)
My favourite classical painter is Vermeer.
but my favourite painter is Roger Broders. He painted for the travel industry between 1922 - 1932. I have a thing for Art Deco and the style of the 20's & 30's, which is why I can watch "Jeeves & Wooster" again and again.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I liked the Art Deco stylings in Bioshock and Bioshock 2
Great atmosphere in those games.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Stunning games...and creepy
"Would you kindly..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Yes, that was done brilliantly
Their forthcoming game looks good too, Bioshock Infinite. Totally separate to the world of Rapture.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Was he the guy that did all the railway posters?
I liked those. Art nouveau and art deco FTW
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:56, Reply)
That's the one

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:57, Reply)
then I approve of your choice
Every so often I decorate my kitchen cupboards with art postcards to cheer me up whilst I am in there. I've had Mucha, vintage adverts, and those travel posters. I should really clean my cupboard fronts and put something new up.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I had them professionally framed
the posters were dirt cheap, the frames...not so
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:06, Reply)
art deco art is ok
I can't fucking stand most of the furniture though. particularly that mirrored stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I love the simple elegance of it
but saying that, I wouldn't decorate my house art deco. It's probably more suited to large 1920's hotels.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I think it is more the choice of materials
the really shiny orange wood with all the grain showing just doesn't appeal. Or the horrible horrible mirrored stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:05, Reply)
my brother's house is 1920's
They had loads of lovely original furniture. Now they have 3 kids so it's all given way to plastic toys and shite

Actually now i remember their xmas present to me is an old photo of the inside of a theatre from the 1920's with the lovely old seats etc. It's stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Damn kids
ruin everything
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)
with particular focus on sexlife, bank account and holidays
Choice of cars, social activities and.... Oh decor. Done!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:15, Reply)
don't pretend you don't have it on your ceiling
Some of the buildings are awful, have you seen the hoover building (aka the tesco building) on the a40? It is the only grade one listed art deco building in the uk and... Well, i'd nuke it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I like the architecture
just not the furniture.

kind of weird, but there you go
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Aubrey Beardsley was fucking excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:05, Reply)
He was excellent
but I prefer a bit more colour
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Jungle fever, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Ugly Geordie twat.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Monty's from Hampshire

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Geordie
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Where I'm from was pretty art deco, in its own slummy way.
I see windows like our old ones on Poirot all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I bloody love these
all the travel posters and booze adverts - I think it's Blousie that has an amazing absinthe one with a cat on it.
But they just woulnd't look right in my flat :(
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I have this one in my kitchen (and the Riviera poster above)

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Yes! that's the one.
I think I might love you a little bit.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:16, Reply)
*Blushes*
don't tell my internet wife, she has powers....LEGAL POWERS
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:21, Reply)
i am watching this closely

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Pfft
I've seen pictures of your webwife. I wouldn't have a chance in hell! You do have awesome taste in art though.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:25, Reply)
keep this up and i'll leave him for you!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Like the Pixies quote BTW

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Why? They were shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)
But Nirvana quoted them as a major influence
A MAJOR INFLUENCE
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Nirvana are themselves
A MAJOR INFLUENCE to many of today's shit whining woe-is-me wangst bands. Thus the wheel of faeces turns again.

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Nevermind.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)
Nevermind: it's bollocks.
Where's the Sex Pistols?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)
I love Jeeves and Wooster
but have never really liked Art Deco
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)
You're so complex
a mystery wrapped in an enigma surrounded by one of those magic-eye pictures that kind of look 3D but make your eyes water...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Like Opal Fruits?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:24, Reply)
mm Opal Fruits
not bloody Starburst
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Pfft! Refusing to use the "new" name?
embrace the new world Monty, it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:27, Reply)
As you can see above
Monty is clearly in the right as am I
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Don't get your 'Snickers' in a twist.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Ohmigod!!!!!!
I can't believe I almost forgot Aivazovsky!

He was such a great seascapist - his renderings of water are seriously impressive. May I submit these?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:54, Reply)
You may.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I love those
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:00, Reply)
ooooooh

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Pretty
You might also like Lawrence Coulson.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:13, Reply)
ooo
sky is another one that's a bugger to paint. Those are pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Lovely, aren't they?
I have one called perfect storm, I think, a limited edition print. I'd buy 'bait digging' and 'weathering the storm' if I had the money.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I quite like Kurt Halsey.
His pieces make me feel girly and whimsical and make me want to fall in love and cuddle in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:56, Reply)
lucy clibbon
Should have bought one of hers at the affordable art fair a few years ago, she doesn't exhibit there now because they're too expensive. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:57, Reply)
ask a six year old to draw on a piece of paper
throw some glitter on it, and you're there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:00, Reply)
ha i know
But she is so cool. I really wanted the pirate ship. I have limited edition "heart tarts" on my kitchen wall but i KNOW it's just a print and this bugs me!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:11, Reply)
You are all wrong
The answer is 'the person who did Dave Courtney's murals':
www.flickr.com/photos/veghead/748031303/in/photostream/
www.flickr.com/photos/veghead/748900570/in/photostream/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I knew something had been nagging at me

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)
I believe you can pay for the privilege of hanging tuff with Dave via his amazing website

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:05, Reply)
My kid's grandmother (on the pikey side, naturally)
Used to know him from the nightclubs of Kent.

Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:10, Reply)
He's a Plumstead bad boy, I used to go out with one of his neighbours
I never went round there, despite my admiration for his mural
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Is it your mum?
Is she nagging at you to get a job and move out of her house?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:06, Reply)
She doesn't understand that I have to finish my WOW game before I'll even contemplate leaving the house
Getting a job at 36 having no previous experience may prove tricky
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Apparently employers don't like mouldy bitch-tits.
Who knew?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:13, Reply)
And the ever present stench of gone off milk

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:15, Reply)
I'm going to have to reply
Caravaggio. But I love Botticelli as well. I'm not really a landscape person
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Steve PP
www.ppsurfart.com/images/tradewinds.png
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)
You are joking, right?
That reminds me of the baccy tins you can get in Camden Market.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)
believe it or not
they look better in real life. More detailed then you'd expect and the colours are really vivid.

I wouldn't say he is among my favourite painters though. I've met him and he's a ginger.

Did work on Count Duckula though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:10, Reply)
They couldn't look worse in real life.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I love this one

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:10, Reply)

another favorite
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Leighton is very good.
And 'The Siren' is a well-fit little minx.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I like how the artist
has got over the mermaid problem
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Very good point
In this case the way to penetrate a mermaid is from behind.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I usually just give them a good 'gilling'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Mondrian...
But the earlier stuff before he started just drawing coloured boxes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Alt Q:
Paypal have just nicked £106 off of me. I hope they die.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Karma.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I'll get it back.
I sold something on eBay last month, then the bloke said don't post it til mid January cos he was off on holiday, he then contacted me a couple days back and said post it to Norway for him. After telling him to do one and that he could pay for the postage (it's about twenty quid) he's put a claim in through eBay. Now my Paypal is stuffed. Selling stuff on there is so much hassle sometimes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I can't believe no one has mentioned wormulus
sebastianwinnett.com/Gallery.html (some NSFW but it's art so it's cool yeah?)
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)
That needs to be spammed to the Saatchi Gallery
I'd love to see their response
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:32, Reply)
ugh

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:35, Reply)
What the fuck? Is that actually Wormulus' stuff or some sort of wind up?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)
It seems genuine...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Surely a wind up.
That can't be his real surname either, surely?

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=winnet
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Nope it's his stuff, the scarf wearing cock hound.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)
So he takes hard core pornagraphic images
and then uses photoshop to, oh cock I've forgotten the word for what that's called.

But he's actually promoting himself as an artist is he?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)
I don't think he is anymore,
I dunno gaz him and ask.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)
So
a) he is absolutely fucking terrible at art and
b) his surname means 'Poo that is found under the male's foreskin after poo-sex'

I cannot wait until I see him next.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Invite him on saturday

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)
That's actually a great idea. I like him a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)
He's a nice bloke IRL
He was at DG and Tourettes London Bash.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I agree funny guy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Think I was tipsy when talking to him about courts and legal stuff
IIRC, I've been to the court he works out of several times.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)
If you ever see him at work be sure to shout "oy cockhound" at him

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)
Then I'll turn to the judge and say
"It's alright, private joke", shoot the double finger pistols to Wormulus, then say quietly to the judge "but he really is a cockhound".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)
"he wears a scarf indoors and stuff"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)
I didn't realise ludicrous hair was illegal.
Well I for one applaud your dedication.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)
I stick true to the core

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Second image I saw was a porn star
Though her name escapes me. Red hair, goth-y. I'm sure he didn't ask her permission to use her pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)
I like Sas Christian
but don't really give enough of a fuck about art to have a huge basis of reference.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I have considered getting a full back tattoo of this;


(less the writing)

I have also considered many other fucking stupid things in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)
I've always enjoyed Neil Buchanan's work
Did you know he's in a band?

In reality, my favourite painting is on the roof of the Sistine Chapel, so I'd say Michaelangelo for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Leonardo was my favorite
turtles in a half shell...turtle power!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)
You beat me to it K.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Leonardo was my favourite as well
apparantly this is unusual though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Hahaha
I was distinctly underwhelmed by the Sistine Chapel. In fact by the whole of the Renaissance stuff at the Vatican. After the first 100 pictures of bearded cunts in robes being awed by the power of the fucking Lord it starts to wear a little thin. By the time you reach the chapel it's a case of 'yes, very good, Biblical scene blah blah'.

I had a wank into the font.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)
I've never travelled there, when we were in Italy, Rome was going through a heatwave, so we decided against it
We went to Florence though, where I saw Michaelangelo's David, that was absolutely astonishing.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Rome is rubbish, half of it is like downtown Mogadishu.
Although we made sure we all had a line in the Vatican just to be able to say we'd all had a line in the Vatican.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)
That seems to read as I'm an ignorant ghastly peasant and went to the Eternal City once, and acted to type

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)
I was there for football, it's the law you have to act a twat on such occasions.
I'm just commenting on what I saw, we didn't go sightseeing except for a couple hours on the last day when we had a bit of time to kill. I stand by my point, a lot of it is a shithole. Some of the architecture there was stunning, mind boggling even, but from walking round most of the streets I thought it was really run down, dirty and horrible.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)
It's one of my favourite places on earth.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)
I think it'd be different if I went with the missus or something.
But for a few days on the piss with 2500 other football fans it's not the best of destinations.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)
+ although other turtles are available.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)

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