Everyone else in the place will think we're twats
They will be correct
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They'll think we are infidels
whose craven booze-fuelled antics are an insult to Allah and his prophet Mahmoud (blessings be upon him), and punishable by justified HOLY WAR.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Jihad will be undertaken using the holy weapons of urine in the curry
and the blessed act of overcharging for coke.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:30, Reply)

And the unmentionable additions to the yoghurt sauce
I wonder if the waiters are going to try to groom Lampers and her chum Charmander for an Asian Sex Gang - I read about them in the paper, apparently they're all doing it these days, the Asians.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Not according to Keith Vaz
apparently no young men in the pakistani community try to have sex with white women.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)

He's a right twat that one.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)

They all are.
And they smell funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I mainly don't like Vaz because he tries to ban violent video games
And makes all sorts of outrageous claims about them (they train killers, they're rape simulators etc) but is then forced to admit he's never played them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Rape simulator IV: Arse Wars
is my favourite game EVA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:49, Reply)

What a plonker.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)