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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
No I really do,
I was going to strikethrough him in real life, by just shouting "Bum", "your mum" or "penis". Halfway through everything he says.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)
And I was going to pull out a MASSIVE poster of tranny AA
And completely obscure the restaurant with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Or project it onto the outside a la Gail Porter.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:52, Reply)
At least we'd have the place to ourselves.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:52, Reply)
House prices would plummet in the area.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)
In her prime
I would have fucked the alopecia right out of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)
It's be like shagging Duncan Goodhew.
In a bad way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Hence I said "in her prime"
And incidentally, Duncan Goodhew is the name of one of my testicles.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)
What's the other one called? Kojak?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Tumerous Terry

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:05, Reply)
'Lumpito'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Ha
I'd find that funny if I didn't have testicular cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)
That's your penis, Lab. Not a tumour.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Richard O'Brien

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)

completely obscure the restaurant with it wank furiosly over it until my hands are sticky with blood and semen
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:52, Reply)
When my colleagues saw that photo for the first time, they printed it onto an A3 sheet of paper, and stuck it up round the building.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)
And you were all "Oh, you guys!"
But secretly loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)
It made me laugh
The best point was our artwork guy, he was really freaked out by it, and didn't talk to me for a couple of weeks, certainly amused me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)
That was just because he hates your fucking guts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Either that, or he fancies me.
Either way, I don't really give a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)

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