As soon as people think it might not be possible,
they start to want them desperately, it seems. My sister cannot have kids for *medical reasons* and the subject is pretty much taboo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:36, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

As soon as people have kids they start palming them off on other people
because they're little brats.

How old is your Daughter now? Mines about to turn three and I am sure she is evil.
( Peej, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Mine's three in July
and is the sweetest, funniest little child I have ever met. She's extremely polite and pleasant-natured to a degree I have never seen before.

How long this will continue I cannot say, of course. Equally, I only see her once or twice a week so I get the best of her, I'm sure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Mines three in a couple of weeks
and is also sweet, kind, polite and pleasant natured which is why I am sure she plotting something.

Unless she's tired then she's a brat.
( Peej, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I am amused and appalled in equal measures
how naturally deception and exploitation come to my kid - she's learnt from the best, of course - she tries it on big-time when she wants something and has already sussed me out as a soft touch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)

she'll learn
when she is old enough to feel your hard touch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I thought after the wife came off the pill it would take quite some time for her system to get back to normal
this was a mistake, it took 3 months and she's up the duff.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)

She's been told there is a very high chance
they will end up with a similar personality to you, so she isn't allowed to risk it.


Lol jk! I know the real reason.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)

it's genetic ugliness isn't it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)

It seems to have skipped a generation with Montys daughter mind

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)

PAEDO!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Are you saying you fancy my mum?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:00, Reply)