Invite him over, he might be bored tonight too, could share a bottle of wine and have a game of monopoly.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He's turned the lights off now
maybe if he comes back I'll think about it...
(berk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:58, Reply)

that's because he's having a wank
thinking you might come over and ask to play strip monopoly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Time how long the lights are off for.
Make some score cards for when the lights come back on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Can you play strip monopoly?
It sounds like the worst kind of way to get someone naked
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 18:58, Reply)

If you get all the [poor place] you have to put on those 3-for-£10 knickers, if you get all the [second from richest place] you get La Senzas.
Get [richest place] and you go comando.

Grab all the train stations and it's his lucky night, but it'll cost him more than the square's worth.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:04, Reply)

this sounds complicated enough
to be a roleplayer's sex game
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:14, Reply)

All the best sex seshs involves a conversation regarding what version of the rulebook you're playing too and contesting half way through about the bounds of play.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:17, Reply)

and NO ONE
should have sex without consulting an at least 10 sided die

Just don't botch the roll*

*Ars Magica joke
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)

I used to play Warmhammers as a kid, the future one and the past one.
We were just kids though and the rules were really complicated so we just made them up and generally agreed with what was happening.

Anyway, I imagine it would be just like that, making up the rules as you go along. "Wait a sec, when you rolled a 7 I had to [do some horrific act].... but now you've rolled a 7 it means we put on a DVD and I have do the washing up?"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:29, Reply)

I'm sure there is a 'Community Chest' pun in there somewhere.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 19:11, Reply)

You want to be the dog

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:09, Reply)