So Mr B69
How is your fine house?

You still getting good sex on a regular basis?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

house not finished yet, still cannae decide on handles for kitchen units.
and still not got round to solar installation.
been too busy shagging my gorgeous wife.*
so that'll be a yes.
dunno what she sees in me...

*and ripping off old ladies. there's been a lot of that this winter.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Kitchen units - not important
Your six step plan to a happier life - now that's what I need to know because my life is dismal and punctuated only by playing on line games.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)

okay, here goes. on the fly.
1) perm a dog.
2) perfect the acerbic element of your personality.
3) install a franco-belge stove.
4) drink teh booze.
4) drink teh booze again for good measure.
5) perfect sourdough breadmaking.
6) be correct on the internet at all times.
7) have a much younger and more attractive other half.

how's that?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)

That's 7 steps

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)

well, 8 if you include the repeated step 4.
but who's counting?
i mean, what's a step?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Step back, Crunchy.
I'm learning on line from the MASTER!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)

sorry
I just worry - what if he gives you UNWISE advice?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)

have no fear young un, i'm an expert in these matters.
ain't i TD?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)

You are Superman
To that photographer geezer that I can't remember his name. Jimmy?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)

But...but...can I do all that and still be all popular and cool and stuff
That's what I crave, y'see.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)

course you can.
you have the stove and the dog, you drink teh booze.
nearly forgot step 8) smoke fags!
there, y'see, instant cool off the fags!

you wanna be just like me!
anyway dude i'm off to give it a wash and try my luck...
see you next time!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)

You're going to to do SEX aren't you?
You're my internet hero, B69.

Like the Green Cross Code man, you can't be here all the time but whenever you are you stir a little whirlpool in the stagnant pond of my life.

I love you, B69, whoever you are...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)