Woot!
I got my story voted first in QOTW! Must've been a slow week.

So anyway, who dares me to resume my North Korean mantle and recontact the guy? Your input requested.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 9:30, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

enough of that
I was just loading a video on youtube and got an advert for singlemuslim.com.

Well targeted advertising there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I keep getting that advert on my email.
I might convert.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

You didn't say you were in the market for a new partner !
If I only I had known, hold up one sec, let me just chuck Nancy from Hollyoaks out the flat.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

OK, she's gone now, she threw the wedding ring back at me, which saves me asking for it later on. She said I should never darken her doorway ever again...
... and that it doesn't matter that I was an insasionable irrestiablly good amazing lover, that she won't cave and let me hurt her again.

So, kiddo, looks like it's me and you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I can't believe you let Nancy go without giving me the heads up!
Now I'm going to have to cancel all my other plans and go and find her.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I just looked out the window, she's looking at the corner-shop's adverts for rooms going for rent.
£70 a week, one month's deposit via western union, bills inclusive. I could shout out to her and put in a good word for you.

What time is thinggy today ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

She can't hear me, she's listening to music on her diskman.
Damn, it, she took Disk two of this CD ! That's my fave disk.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

630 ive heard
I'll be early though and have a pint at the pub nearby
(PsychoChomp, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Awesome !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)