*Sigh*
One day I'll find a nice young girl to unexpectantly urinate on the back of my head while I'm sitting on the sofa.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you might want to try a nice young guy if you're after that sort of thing
it's just a biological limitation.

huh, what a coincidence, there's one right up there, look. ^^^
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Nah', I don't think that would be my cup of tea. I'm a bit sexists when it comes to choosing who I would like to urinate on me. I don't mean anything bad by it, I was just born that way, can't help it. Doesn't make me a bad person, just a fussy one.
Besides, my sofa is against the back wall so they would have to stand on the window ledge but the curtains hang down to the floor so they would have to be open so everyone passing by (and I live on a highstreet) would see. The last thing I would want the general public to think is that people urinate in unconventional places at my place, it might encurdige strangers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

And I think I would like to get to know someone before they urniate on the back of my head while standing on the window ledge.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)