I was thinking about you yesterday
as it occurred to me that you hadn't been around for a while. I was worried you had finally got upset by the constant jibes we make pointing out that you're not very attractive, your girlfriend is, the fact that you're together is a source of mystery and as a ballroom dancer, you're probably a closet homosexual.

But I'm glad you haven't as I've missed you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bender.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm pleased to be able to assure you that I've long since made my peace with having a girlfriend who's way out of my league - the other way round is worse - and am practically impervious to gay jibes after years of hearing the same ones over and over and over again.

Your concern is gratefully received. Mad Dog is right though, you are a bender.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)

:(

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Oh don't be sad dear
I can learn you to handle gay taunts like water off a duck's back.

*awaits inevitable strikethrough*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)

*also awaits*




*still awaiting*
That's the funny thing about inevitability, isn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I think you can agree
That based on previous form I was entitled to believe that strikethroughs would be forthcoming
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)

That is fair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

*re-reads previous post*
What is it about replying to you that makes me sound like I've got a Thesaurus open as I type?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)