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Rhianna is excellent. I quite like old-school Sugababes.
But my music taste is mostly awful music. I have Pitbull, Duran Duran and Taylor Swift on my "Favourite Songs" playlist.
Alt: Yes. When they start causing pain to the woman who has them. Then that's too much.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:18,
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Why would we care about the woman they're attached too?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:20,
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Well I do.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:24,
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You've just got too much love to share around.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:26,
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And no one to give it to.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:27,
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:(
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:29,
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It was lovely to see you, though!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:31,
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Thank you, it was a very pleasant evening
though I was a bit hacked off that 1) I left my other beers in the pub and 2) we got a taxi to Kings Cross and it took fucking ages and cost £20.
Still, the curry was worth it. Did you girls have an awesome threesome when you got back to yours?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:35,
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Berk fell asleep in the midst of Monty's flat. She slept through lusty and I getting locked in the kitchen, Monty's DJing and only woke up when Labs kicked the door down for the second time.
So I don't think she'd have been up for it. Amberl didn't sleep in my bed, and my arms are not long enough to reach down stairs.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:37,
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You people are very dissapointing.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:38,
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+ apart from Labs, who's awesome for kicking a door open to rescue two trapped ladies.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:40,
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rescue sexually assault
trapped unexpecting
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:43,
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They liked this
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:43,
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And Amberl, too.
She played her part in the rescue.
Fucking doorhandles.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:47,
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Yep, she punched it open first, then shut it again
Didn't see her fucking any doorhandles though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:48,
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I wouldn't mind seeing Amberl fucking anything
doorhandles included.
Anything except Lab of course.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:51,
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Because your jealousy would over-ride your horn?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:51,
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Because the sight of all your chins wobbling would make me vomit up my own spleen
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:58,
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My biggest regret from saturday
is that I didn't spend enough time mocking Labs chins.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:14,
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She pilfered the bit that broke off for...later use.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:51,
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The crazy thyraphile
Or forisophile if we're going the Latin route.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:53,
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Don't mix Greek and Latin in a word! I know televison does it but it makes me die a little inside.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:03,
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I hate it when yoghurt adverts make up latin-esque names for bacteria
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:04,
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I hate it when people say "medias"
IT'S ALREADY PLURAL YOU FUCKING CUNTS
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:10,
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Apologies
Brainfart.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:05,
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I'm impressed you know/remember the greek for door
It's one of the first words I learnt, I always forget i.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:09,
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Just one of those things that stuck in my head
Had to Google the latin though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:16,
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Always learnt it as ianua
as in a ianitor being a door-keeper.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:18,
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That rings bells
No pun intended.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:19,
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porta is gate.
Not to be confused with portus, which is...a port.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:21,
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Does Monty have an Ikea kitchen?
It sounds like he has fixtures and fittings from the 'Fritzl' range.
How many bodies did you find in the kitchen?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:53,
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We found beer, cheese, and various other shit you find in kitchens. Oh, and a poster of the Who.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:04,
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+ Doctor
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:05,
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You should have stayed and joined me on my Night Bus Adventure
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:01,
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Our adventure was pretty hellish.
I assume you got back ok, as you're posting.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:16,
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How can the Sugarbabes be classed as old-school?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:21,
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No, Jeff, the ORIGINAL Sugababes, before the ginger one left.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:22,
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I'm glad you know your stuff.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:23,
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They're not exactly 'Just Buggin' by 'Whistle', are they?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:22,
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They're no "No Way, No Way" by "Vanilla" either.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:24,
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I'm going to have to YouTube that now.
I've not hear that track in YEARS.
We’re called Whistle and this is true
We love to do the things that we’re not supposed to do
We don’t mean robbin’, stealin’ or muggin’
In fact we’ll take it seriously, we’re only buggin’
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:25,
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