FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK
Sorry honey, I knew I'd forget someone! Also missed Poppet, now I see her name below. Consider me suitably chastised and appropriately angry with myself.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Haha, nice recovery.
Are you coming to the London bash in July, then?
(berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Is that the one that's the first weekend in July?
If so, no. You'll never guess why. Clue: same reason I can't come to Amberl's February bash.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

She's moved the date of it now
you big pink fairy.
(berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Oooh really?
Details please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)

It's the weekend after now
Saturday 19th Feb I think.
(berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Still can't go
Not dancing - visiting Ms Foxtrot's sister in Bristol. Although I was asked to dance at the Pink Jukebox that weekend. Try to guess what that is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Poor effort
I must admit, 'dancing at the Pink Jukebox' sounds suspiciously similar to 'playing the pink oboe'.
(berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

It's an all-male Ballroom competition
The only defence I have is that I was asked to lead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

That really isn't a defence at all
giving but not receiving, so to speak.
(berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)

The one thing that annoys me about the gay stereotypes surrounding Ballroom Dancing
Is the suggestion that there's nothing masculine about it. The Ballroom discipline involves dignity, grace, power, elegance and being pressed up against a beautiful woman (unless you're Natalie Lowe's partner) throughout. It's not even slightly gay, leading is absolutely masculine. Although I will concede that this is less the case when you replace that beautiful woman with a bumder.

LATIN Ballroom is gay as tits, however.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)

it's the gay outfits and the fake tan that does it chief

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)

That's Latin, genius
Not that I've ever indulged in either. To dance Ballroom you should look like you're on your way to a costume ball at the Ritz, dressed as Gene Kelly's more sophisticated (and much younger) brother
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 18:00, Reply)

So, gay then.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Jan 2011, 18:39, Reply)

++BUMDER ALERT++
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE A BUMDER ALERT AS I HAVE TO CATCH A TRAIN AND AT ANY RATE YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS WHAT THE CONTENTS WOULD HAVE BEEN. YOU BIG BUMDER.++
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Oh, how I've missed this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Jeff's got a few spare leads, I would imagine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)

*golf clap*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

If he was in the Pink Fairies I wouldn't be half so mean as I am to him.
They are one of my favourite bands of all time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I'm sure you would find a way
he is a colossal bumder after all.
(berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)

These are facts, online.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Funny that
If you were a Sheep On Drugs... I'd think you were shit at music as well as a posh git :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)