The thing is
There's something I want to wait up to look at. So no sleep.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That thing is?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:16, Reply)

How the papers treat the Raab story, and what that odious cunt Littlejohn has to say on today's Mail debacle.
I'm fully aware this is not a good reason to stay up, but I want to see!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I've not seen the news today, what is the Raab story?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:25, Reply)

A Tory MP who apparently knows nothing about feminism at all
Has thrown his toys out of the pram and started calling all feminists "obnoxious bigots".

The belming retard reckons it's harder to be him and the way to stop the gender pay gap would be to have no working mothers. It'll go national around midnight, I just want to see how different papers treat it.

www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23916856-tory-mp-blasts-obnoxious-feminist-bigots-and-says-men-get-a-raw-deal.do
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)

What a spastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:39, Reply)

It's like someone once mentioned the word feminism in conversation near him once, and that's been his only exposure to it. That's how little he knows.
I've been a right angry feminist this week.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:42, Reply)

this week?
I'll bet you are like Millie Tant from Viz.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millie_Tant
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)

I know who Millie Tant is Jeff
It's not been a good week in that respect. Today was good for me though, I managed to be the first on the scene to cover the Mail basically making up headlines and opening paragraphs in the story that linked to the Phillips article, I've had 830 page views so far today, which is my second highest ever :)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:55, Reply)

830 hits?
Is that more or less than Jim Davidson's last wife received?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I've changed it.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Right on sister!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Also, I now have wine.
Today has been a big win for insomnia actually, I spent about 4 hours talking to an Australian with whom I have a mutual website-pimp arrangement. He taught me Oz slang, and I taught him some proper slang.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Gimme some slang examples!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I can't remember any, they were all far too ridiculous.
Plus, that was at about 7 a.m., I have suffered a comedown since then. Not too bad, but enough for me to forget details.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)

If anyone invents a way to make someone completely invisible, inaudible and intangible but still alive and conscious, it should be tested on Littlejohn.
In the best case he'd still be able to bellow and strop away in limbo, but no-one would ever be able to see, hear or (shudder) feel him again. In the worst case something will go horribly wrong and he'll be electrocuted or poisoned by short-wave radiation.

The latter is the worst case because he'd then be revered as a martyr of science instead of being rightly remembered as an impotent little whingebag.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)

He's fucking hideous
After all the shit they've caused today with that stupid bitch Phillips' frothing excuse for a newspaper column, and just plain fucking lying in their headlines in order to sensationalise a complete non-story just for the fucking sake of homophobia, you just know he's in a villa in Florida, scribbling some "hilarious" sketch about Gay Lessons.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)