If anyone invents a way to make someone completely invisible, inaudible and intangible but still alive and conscious, it should be tested on Littlejohn.
In the best case he'd still be able to bellow and strop away in limbo, but no-one would ever be able to see, hear or (shudder) feel him again. In the worst case something will go horribly wrong and he'll be electrocuted or poisoned by short-wave radiation.

The latter is the worst case because he'd then be revered as a martyr of science instead of being rightly remembered as an impotent little whingebag.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He's fucking hideous
After all the shit they've caused today with that stupid bitch Phillips' frothing excuse for a newspaper column, and just plain fucking lying in their headlines in order to sensationalise a complete non-story just for the fucking sake of homophobia, you just know he's in a villa in Florida, scribbling some "hilarious" sketch about Gay Lessons.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)