In a hotel bar in Stockholm
waiting for medium rare Bambi's mum. Got my smartphone, a pen, a notepad and a compsci research paper with me in lieu of actual friends.
( djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh man, sweedish hookers are devine, you should totally hook up with one, it'll be totally worth it, even twins or something like that.
in a steam room, yup. I heard that your misses won't give a monkeys if you're in another country, doesn't even count, she won't mind at all, so I hear.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:30, Reply)

this is totally true
like food you eat when no-one's watching has no calories.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)

What's your alteria motive? Don't want a scouser in the family? I can understand that.
Maybe you're right, it _is_ best if they call the whole thing off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 20:41, Reply)

sorry dude
I gazzed her my cock first, she's marrying me. And she's perfect, and not fucking this up for a pair of Swedish slags.
( djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Well at least sort me out with the sweedish slags then, waste not want not.
I hope you don't take this line of joking seriously, it's all in good humour, mostly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I've met you, I know you're sound
I deserve as much for my cooing over berk
( djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)

She's got a smile and way-about-her that would tame the most wildest and angriest beast...
... and devower it whole.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)