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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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He was beautiful but we were very not right for each other.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Can you please persuade my 15 year old self that THIS IS NOT THE CASE

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)
How?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Time travel
I hear you can achieve it if you pump your dick in and out of a Doberman fast enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Really?
I've had burns, but I've yet to experience time travel.

And they can be quite nasty (the burns, not the dogs, the dogs? They LOVE IT).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)
more KY
K9 KY
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Could be onto something there.
K9-KY

*Phones to go on the Dragons' Den*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)
Which end have you been going from?
You've got to go front end. Keep the teeth intact, they're the catalyst.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)
88mph
1.21 gigawatts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)
You know what this means?
This damned thing doesn't work!

*falls off the toilet, in some clock-hanging shenanigans*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)
Well then why be sad?
you're storing up a whole load of hurt when you know you weren't right for each other and thus it probably wouldn't have worked.
(berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)
I've only come to terms that we weren't right in the last few months.
I get upset as he never agrees to any of my terms then complains I leave everything up to him. Agreed, left.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)

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