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What one decision would you go back and change if you had the chance?If not, why not?
Alt Q: Life after death - bollocks or possible?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:54,
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You've caught me in a good mood.So I'm not going to voice any regrets, every decision (well, mostly) I've made, has, at the time. Been made for the right reason.
Even if it turned to shit afterwards.
Alt: I just don't see it myself. You?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:56,
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I think I would try not to get expelled from boarding school this time round.Alt: Nope, It makes sense why the idea came about but I think we are learned enough now to realise it's all a bit gimpy.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:57,
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What did you do to get expelled?Or were you there on full scholarship and they'd worked out they could sell your bed-space?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:59,
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Final straw was fighting and setting a dorm on fire.I never settled but looking back I threw away a good opportunity.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:01,
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What was the reason behind boarding in the first place?If you don't mind me asking.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:02,
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Rich parents, my brother had done it and done wellGot me out of the house for the week.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:05,
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Clifton College.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:06,
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Big enough, had to replace two bunk beds, curtains and a new carpet.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:11,
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That sort of thing happens all the time*.I'd say you'd been unlucky.
*At Hogwarts.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:15,
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That place it super poshisn't it?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:13,
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I don't think there's been a decision that has significantly changed my life one way or another.If anything I would have said something to my cousin the night he died.
alt: I believe in it.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 21:58,
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That;s a point, I might go back to the night my friend hanged himself and make sureI went out with him and tried to cheer him up.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:00,
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I feel that even if I'd said something to him it wouldn't have mattered.and because he died, it's an even bigger reason I believe in an afterlife.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:02,
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Is you belief in an afterlife based on a spiritual or christian belief?Don't feel obliged to answer, I'm not getting into ANY sort of debate about religion, and I appreciate it's a person thing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:04,
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i am a christian but i think its equally spiritual and religious, for me(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:13,
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Did you have a strict Christian upbringing?I only ask, as I had the full-on Catholic education and that was more than enough to turn me away from organised religion for life.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:20,
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no, in fact my mother is more religious now than she was growing upAnd I hate going to church. the church I grew up in is full of hypocrites and has completely turned me off the idea of organised religion and the idea of ever going to church, i prefer to have my beliefs and leave it at that
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:41,
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If that works for you. Who am I to question it?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:45,
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True but it would have been nice to have tried.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:06,
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definitelybut you don't always think "I should say this because they may die"
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:15,
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A decision you can think about making though K.And it is a positive one.
'Once you've applied for your passport, where you'll want to go with it!'
Even if it's just a pipe-dream at the moment, having dreams about where you want to visit is a healthy thing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:00,
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she should come to England and see us lot(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:01,
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He'd run a fucking mile.However, if you are coming over. Bring Echo eh? There's a good girl!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:20,
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I would have not read the last thing to piss me offI'm too tired to form any decent argument than to just point at the screen in mild disbelief and say "EH?!?! Fucking idiots!" a lot.
Alt: It's a nice idea, of course it is, it rids us of the barriers of death. That's all it is though, a nice idea.
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EH?!?! Fucking idiots?Well, if you will read OT...
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:02,
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I know, I'm like some kind of masochist.Unfortunately, the offending article is here: istyosty.com/86p
Repeat after me: "EH?!?! Fucking idiots." That is NOT a fucking news story, it's fucking Nadine Dorries level propaganda.
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I'm more concerned with the headline.I know doctors are getting younger, but for the NHS to employ baby-doctors.
Tsk.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:09,
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But what is the REAL cost Bella?What is the REAL cost, eh?
We're talking about LIVES here.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:16,
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CTRL ALT DELETETask Manager.
'Close' Baby.
Like that?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:19,
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YepThat is my understanding of how the procedure is carried out in the digital age.
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Makes sense.I should be a doctor.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:34,
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we're all fucking idiots here!!!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:05,
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Cheryl Cole?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:08,
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I can't think of onedecisions don't have much to with it, mostly stuff just happens to me, good or bad.
alt : extremely unlikely.
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yeahthen you'd be footloose and fancy free in Stockholm roaming over hectares of free-range scandinavian quim.
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MmmmmmmQuim. Nah, I'm a serial monogamist (as described by my sister). I'd be with someone else equally mental but not as good.
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:26,
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I don't really do regretsregretting things can't change them; just learn from where you fucked up and you might not do it next time. That said, I wish I'd worked harder during my A-levels and at uni. But other than that...it's like that film, where one tiny change has the potential to alter the course of your life: I might piss and whinge a lot, but I actually quite enjoy being me, living my life, and my past has shaped that. If I changed it, it might be for the worse.
Either way I'll never know so stop worrying about it. Same goes for the alt really.
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of course you knowIt's bollocks. Tsk, call yourself a scientist.
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:16,
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Well, of course I'm a scientistI need a mechanism and proof of principle then tested to n=3 before I'll believe.
Ain't gonna happen is it?
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Ain't likely to happen either way though.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:18,
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Truebut since there is no proof, then your null hypothesis is that there is no life after death.
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I still say scientists should be as pompouslyarrogant about atheism as Dawkins.
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:21,
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He's a scientist?I thought he was a prophet.
Damn, better tear down that Dawkinsite church I was building.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:22,
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I agree with most of what he saysBut he's a smug twat.
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:28,
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The fact that he is such an absurdly smug twatputs me right off ever wanting to agree with him though.
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same hereI know he's talking sense most of the time but his personality really grates and I don't think that helps get the point across.
By the by there was a good episode of horizon on tonight about the public perception of science.
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I'm with you berk.Nothing I can do about the past.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:18,
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From your earling posts it sounds like not only have you stopped mopping.You've stopped cleaning and tidying your flat too.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:37,
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I haven't stoppedI've just been away for the weekend, which is when I usually do the housework...
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They you can put your missing leg on your headAnd wave your arms around whilst shouting 'I'm the Isle of Man! I'm the Isle of Man!'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:51,
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I would have had a cheese sandwich instead of a ham sandwich for lunch.Alt q: also bollocks.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:30,
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just think how different things could have beenHeya. Your husband still a hot looking little midget?
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:35,
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Yeah, he's hottest of all the little folk.Here he is.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:46,
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Aye, he's still up there, scrabbling about in the insulation.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:53,
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awww ... he's making a nestif he starts gnawing through any cables you might want to put down glue traps or something.
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Nah, it's too cold.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:01,
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All his own teeth and good quality, functioning sperm.What more could a girl want?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:00,
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Ah, but I have his ladder!(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:05,
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You'll be having 'nightmares' over that.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:36,
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I would keep my mouth fucking shut on many occasions and not get so drunk on 3.The one I just remembered still makes me kick myself.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:33,
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...as have I.How are you doing, Mr DJ?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:36,
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Dr DJ :PI'm grand. Tempted to crack open my final beer before hitting the sack.
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djtrialprice, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:39,
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It's up to you!I'm eating gum and watching Tool Academy. It's amazing.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:40,
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Well. Share your misfortune.Come on.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:36,
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Manage to make a fresh start with the boy I really, really liked.He'd agreed to sleep with me again, and was looking forward to it, and we were arranging it. I get drunk and miss him, so drunk-call him.
He tells me that I had him back, but he's changed his mind.
The fact he said I had him back hurt the most.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:39,
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One day you'll hear this sorry tale when you have a spare 3 hours.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:51,
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we can get 3 bottles of wine to go with it(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:52,
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Do you really think the story will be that boring?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:58,
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She'll have to put up with me weeping.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:59,
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But you're full of awesome. You won't weep.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:01,
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Well take the awesome points anyway.I insist.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:09,
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Thank you very much, love.-tucks into bra-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:09,
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Bras are definitely handy storage places.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:25,
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Sometimes they even provide the taxi home!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:32,
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Nah, for things like hands.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:33,
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You're getting confused with pockets.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:38,
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Was it Steve Irwin?In which case, I think you've had your revenge.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:49,
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He was beautiful but we were very not right for each other.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:51,
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It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:52,
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Can you please persuade my 15 year old self that THIS IS NOT THE CASE(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:00,
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Time travelI hear you can achieve it if you pump your dick in and out of a Doberman fast enough.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:09,
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Really?I've had burns, but I've yet to experience time travel.
And they can be quite nasty (the burns, not the dogs, the dogs? They LOVE IT).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:11,
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Could be onto something there.K9-KY
*Phones to go on the Dragons' Den*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:20,
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Which end have you been going from?You've got to go front end. Keep the teeth intact, they're the catalyst.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:20,
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88mph1.21 gigawatts
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:22,
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You know what this means?This damned thing doesn't work!
*falls off the toilet, in some clock-hanging shenanigans*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:24,
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Well then why be sad?you're storing up a whole load of hurt when you know you weren't right for each other and thus it probably wouldn't have worked.
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I've only come to terms that we weren't right in the last few months.I get upset as he never agrees to any of my terms then complains I leave everything up to him. Agreed, left.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:58,
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"He'd agreed to sleep with me again"Aww, and they say romance is dead.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:03,
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Refused to kiss me, too.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:06,
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we should send an OT mob roundto beat him up. He sounds like a dick
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:10,
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ROLL D20 FOR DAMAGE AND ADD WEAPON MODIFIERS!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:27,
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He would counter with science.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:28,
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Can't change the past loveI have a couple of those myself and whilst they still make me cringe I am working towards successfully repressing them and not making such an epic Katie-Price-size tit of myself on future occasions.
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It's just all the could-have-beens :(And also saving myself a lot of hurt by not doing stupid things, or people.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:40,
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But you can't change what's happenedthe only thing you're doing by let it continue to hurt you, is, well. Being hurt. Learn from it and let it go.
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getting married/obvious answer
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:42,
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No regrets Crunchy.I'm sure you went into it believing it would be a happy union.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:48,
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yes I didbut I was a blind fool FOOL I tell you!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:54,
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We've all been there Crunchy.Well, I have
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:03,
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I think he meant itthat's the nicest anyone's ever been to him on here
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:11,
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It is.I was quite touched.
Not that berk cares.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:12,
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Well that's all right.As we were.
:)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:22,
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If you come to Blousie's bashyou might even get to try some more.
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Depending on how I'm fixed, time wise.And, assuming that Blousie wouldn't mind, I'd consider putting in an appearance.
Will you be making a special cake for Blousie's birthday?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:28,
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I made her 'special' brownies last yearthis year it might just be special in the sense of awesomely good, as I can't find anyone to sell me ye olde MD's.
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It was nice cakebut I think he ended up keeping most of the presents
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:54,
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what a wrong'un.I wouldn't settle for anything less than a set of pans and toaster.
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If I could sneak into his house nowI'd get the drill. Then I'd drill his face. Then I'd steal the drill
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:06,
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*likes*does that mean I then get to go off and shag Johnny Depp* while eating croissants?
*I know it's supermodels, but I'd prefer some hot guy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:26,
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Ouch.*There there*
Still, you have access to Wotsits.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:47,
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ohum. that's very kind of you, but you're not really my type.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:48,
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Eh?How do you get from wotsits to a 'type'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:50,
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meh!i told you, i'm savage today. rarrrr.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:54,
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And now I'm annoyed.I can't find a picture of Vince Savage from Grange Hill to mock you with.
*You win THIS round Swipe!*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:56,
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I was at work til nearly 9pmthis probably doesn't help you much though.
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I knew that already about mineI'm inclined to think yours is more...temporarily inconvenienced, than sucky.
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both could be worse, remember(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 23:01,
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I'm not sure, I don't think there is anything in my past that I could change, all the things along those lines in my life are outside of my control.Perhaps if I asked out more girls in my teens I would have more confidance now.
I strongly believe in something after death, whatever it is, I donno, but I don't think everything is gone when we break.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:48,
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I didn't realise the previous thread was dead, but that ravilo dumpling thing I made is stunningly amazingly the best experment I've done yet.www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150375037670627&set=a.10150177652520627.433960.532685626&comments
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 22:50,
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Agreeing to a threesomeWith my ex hubby and lesbian best friend.
We've been separated many years now, but they are still together.
I'd say I'd change it only not to lose my friend, but actually cant have been that much of a friend
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I'd accept my place at Winchester college.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 8:36,
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I'd have not hurt the 3 girls I have.With one of them, it's made us closer as friends, because they know that I wasn't the right guy for them, but we got on really well with each other.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 8:52,
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