When I used to get the bus, I'd hang around by the Aldi car park next to the bus station, so I could avoid the majority of the great unwashed.
A few things I saw there -
• 2 kids deciding to push trollies at full speed into one another. I think they both lost teeth, and were seriously winded. Gave me a good laugh though.

• Multiple people try to go into the store through the 'OUT' door, meaning the sensor didn't work, and they'd just splat against the glass.

• However, my favourite was the young lad (probably about 18-19) running headlong out of the store, having just stolen something. As he made it out of the doors, he turned to give the staff the fingers, and ran bollocks first into a bollard, collapsing over the top. That one nearly killed me with laughter.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

that last one has made me lol too
No kidding, right here at my desk. Out loud and everything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)

those are all excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I almost felt bad for the last guy, he hit that thing really fucking hard.
But it was just too funny for me to care.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:49, Reply)

he was stealing, and from Aldi
he deserved it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Definitely.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:52, Reply)