Sticking your penis into a toaster is better than Asda, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:14, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They've got a few good things in there, I'd say.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)

What, in your toaster?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Asda I mean.
Things like 24 rolls, vacuum packed for about £2. Cheap, and perfectly fine for making sandwiches.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)

that is very true
although, they do sell very cheap and quite nice towels. I'm not entirely sure why I got towels from Asda, but they are a lot nicer and longer lasting than the rather more expensive Next ones.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Probably.
What I think is the biggest Asda in the UK used to be my nearest supermarket, and I didn't have a lot of choice. Luckily I've moved back into central Edinburgh and can go to proper shops.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Asda is cheap. I brave there once every few weeks. I don't care that all the fucking pretentious rich people will judge me for being too poor to get a taxi to Harrods and buy some foie gras

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

mmmm foie gras

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I meant a greengrocer, a butcher and a fishmonger
as opposed to Harrods. One of the major benefits of living near the centre of a town. It's not more expensive than Asda, the stuff just isn't shit. But I appreciate most people don't have that option.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

The place is full of fat people,
and their fatter kids.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)

being fat is not the worst of their crimes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

In the one near me, they are also from West Lothian.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

the ones nearest me are in Newton Abbot and Taunton
*shudders*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)