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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Which is more admirable
the ostrich or the penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Penguin.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Dammit :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Alright Amberl!
Penguin, definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Alright Labs
this answer also makes me do a sadface
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I took 'admirable' to mean you admire them for overcoming hardships etc
And there's no 'March of the Ostriches' film.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Oh I can't stand ostriches
but it was a coded question
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Clearly I am no enigma machine

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I'm crap at lateral thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I'm good at it
When I twig that I'm supposed to be thinking laterally, rather than answering an odd but twee question.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Perhaps what she's trying to ask is
"Is it better to bury one's head in the sand than to waddle around in a large group making "Auk! Auk!" noises?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)
This is very close
I was asking if it's better to bury my head in the sand than march grimly and slowly on
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Ah, with you now.
And in that case, I'm afraid my answer may also be penguin. (As I am learning quite rapidly at the moment)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Penguin it is then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Except, according to QI, ostriches don't bury their heads in the sand
They just lower them so they can scan the horizon.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I think laterally half the time
it would be more convenient all of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Why, what would happen if I said ostrich?

(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)
You get spunked on by a lemming.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Then I shall say penguin.

(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
*consoles lemming*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)
He can still spunk away if he wants to
just not on me.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)

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