Am reet, bit knacked like.
Got wine though, so it's grand.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I bought some beer whilst picking up my pig snacks
With the intention of drinking it at home when I eventually get out of here. However, if that gel-haired ponce sat 15 feet away fucks off and leaves me alone in the office, I'm getting stuck in.

Be proud of me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:52, Reply)

Tinnies at work.
A man after me own heart.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Bottles actually
of Tiger. The good stuff.

it was on offer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I'm crossing everything for you chick.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I've just realised said ponce has his back to me
God that's good stuff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)

I assume you've opened a beer and you're not having a crafty officewank?
If my assumption is correct, *highfives*. If not, go wash your hands, then I'll highfive you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:05, Reply)

You were correct
*highfive*

Also, thank you for the suggestion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Because the thought would never have occurred to you otherwise.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Absolutely not
I refer you to the point I'm sure I made once upon a time about how I was sweet and innocent until you internet-met and thoroughly corrupted me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:17, Reply)

And I'll refer to the response I'm sure I made:
Yeah fucking right mate.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)

A response with absolutely no flaws
Frankly, I'll agree with anything you say right now. Gel-head has pissed off so it's beer in one hand, cock in the other.

Once I finish typing.

Now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)

*looks disapprovingly*
You're so getting fired if they check the CCTV.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Sorry, I can't hear you
over how awesome this drunken officewank is. I'm very impressed at how bendy you are

IN MY MIND
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Y'reet, Bella, me ol' Marra?
Have yer got thon reet classy Lambrini that yer gadgee Mr Patel sells, like?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Aye, TD. It 'ent Lambers though.
Went posh for t'evening. How's tha?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:56, Reply)

As happy as a retard with a flag
After eight years I still struggle with Brat-fut dialect sometimes.

Marra is Cumberland and I've kept it in my repertoire.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:00, Reply)

See my above post.
If you can tell me what all the words mean you can stay.

If not, I'll be round at yours with a pitchfork in 20.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)

How will you get past the border guards?
You know that your sort can't get to this side of Canal Road without a passport.

I know most of them but when you've got a huge ratarsed Brat-fut geezer bellowing stuff like that at you, interwoven with "send 'em back to where they came from" sentiments, it's a bit hard to follow.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:10, Reply)

I understand.
I am quite used to the people of which you speak.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:16, Reply)

They occasionally make a beserker-style raid
On The Symposium (Idle Village) where I drink fine wine with my genteel middle class chums.

Usually when they've "accidentally" set The Alexander on fire. Again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I must say, I'm glad I live in a nice* area.
(qualification: nicer than most places in Bradford)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)

It's not bad up here
But I can gaze out of my window at the executive penthouses of Thorpe Edge.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)