Will somebody please remind me
why I choose to babysit two toddlers for a pittance? *weeps softly*
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Because you like the little bleeders really?
How much longer do you have them for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)

It's a good bloody job I do
I'm just putting the older one to bed thankfully, they've been a right handful this evening.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:54, Reply)

What time is the film starting?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Once she's buried the bodies

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:06, Reply)

And the boyfriend has been round for a fumble on the sofa

( djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)

She likes to take him upstairs to the owners bedroom
and get him to wipe his cock on the inside of the curtains
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:18, Reply)

until you said something so colourful
I didn't realise it was you. OMG I'm going to be eating with you this weekend - I'm really excited! You're not getting any of my chocolate tarte though.
( djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)

You're bringing your black girlfriend instead of Roota then?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Now Roota's on a diet
how else am I going to get my booty centric thrills
( djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Man, you need to be putting some junk in dat trunk
Bitches be listenin' to yo man, you need to be tellin' her to get them pasties down her throat bro' or there ain't gonna be no wedding.

You don't want to be waitin' for no skinny bit to totter down the aisle, you want some hustle in the bustle, something to wiggle along behind her.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Such oratory
Will you be my best man?
( djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Only if i'm allowed some naked pictures of your fiancee
and first dibs on the bridesmaids.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I think you should ask the source for the first bit
She's most obliging usually. The bridemaids will likely be rough scallies in puffy tracksuits, what with them being from Liverpool.
( djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I hadn't thought of that
I probably don't want a go then, they'll only nick my wallet and hubcaps.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Then force you to marry them
*sobs*
( djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Princess Superstar aka Christina Aguilera's mum
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqNgAlMLjhk
( djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:20, Reply)

If berk were to film what she got up to
it would only be suitable for release through certain adult websites.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I hear 4chan are about to launch
a board specifically for berk images and link exchanges
( djtrialprice, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)

I heard she was the first person to film a DVDA scene

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:28, Reply)