Or
The Popty-Ping* as those living close to you might call it.

*No idea if this it is a myth or fact that the Welsh for microwave is popty-ping or not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'd assume it's true

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)

There's lovely!
Are you embracing the world of the microwave?

Have you bought any microwave popcorn yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)

not yet
but I now own a tinopener, too, so tomorrow may be microwave potato time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Get some microwave popcorn when you get the chance.
It's lovely.

Cheap and lovely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)

just like me :)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)

heheheheheh
What else, bar spuds, are you hoping to hear in your popty-ping?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I hadn't thought it all the way through
but I often make two night's worth of food, so I look forward to heating stuff up without a pan. OOOH! I can defrost sausages!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I understand you can cook bacon in a microwave.
Although I've never done it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)

that's the dream
right, sleepy time now. I'm knackered
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)