thanks for the suggestion
I have considered pretty much everything over the years.

Trouble is, I'm not stressed. I'm not worried about anything, I can be completely relaxed, blank mind, and just not be able to sleep.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Get a large man to punch you in the face and knock you unconscious
Make sure your bed is behind you to break your fall
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:25, Reply)

that is quite a radical approach
I would have to ensure that I remained unconcious all night though, otherwise no real improvement, with some significant drawbacks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Your beard would just soften the blow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Desperate times call for desperate measures

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Just invite Chompy out for a drink with a hot colleague of yours
Then drink her drinks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I don't have any while on secondment
I see what you did there though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Just trying to help

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)

does that stuff make you pass out
or just not remember stuff?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I think it depends on what's used
But as far as I'm aware, it makes you feel very drunk and eventually pass out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)