I was told today
Due to the 9 stone I have lost so far, the "excess skin" that is left will have to be cut off. When the hell does this crap stop? I do a good thing- shit ensues.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 1:00, 18 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

9 stone?
fuck me, that's more than 2ndmrsblaireau weighs!
quite an achievement that!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 7:16, Reply)

WOE

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 7:48, Reply)

WHOA

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 7:48, Reply)

WOO

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 7:48, Reply)

BOO

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 7:49, Reply)

BOOBS

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 7:49, Reply)

I like breasts

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:28, Reply)

Julie,
if ya love me truly,
Say ya want me Julie,
to be, to be your very own.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 7:50, Reply)

*wiggles hips*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:17, Reply)

**bats away balloon thrown by audience member*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:21, Reply)

on the other hand
you could end up with a very unique leather handbag out of it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 7:56, Reply)

So when some dude comes up and says, 'gimme some skin blud', you can actually oblige.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:12, Reply)

Hahaha quality

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:26, Reply)

Saggy man tits!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:32, Reply)

Fuck off you fat cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:35, Reply)

Surely if he's lost 9 stone
he's probably not that fat any more? Just... saggy.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Firstly..
9 stone? WELL DONE!

Secondly.. Meh.. if that's what it takes. Better to undergo a wee bit of knifey knifey than to flap in a breeze.

You'll certainly live longer if you keep the mass down... and which ever way you look at it, that's great :)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Great job, be proud of yourself.
I assume you're in the UK. Does your National Health Service pay for this or is this something you have to do privately? It could easily be argued that it is a health issue.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)