OH MY DEAR SWEET MONTY !
The other week I had a bit of a cold and couldn't sleep so I took some Night Nurse. As soon as the warm embrase of the chemical high took hold, I felt warm and relaxed, like my body was being hugged by a hot water bottle that my 5 year old self recieved from a lost loved one; who had never left. My worries and fears were obliterated as the cool green syrup made its way around my bloodstream. No longer did I fear for my future, because I was happily in the past, if just for a moment.

It was then I looked at that green bottle, and I saw all the good it could bring, and I took another dose. Two doses inside 24 hours, over double the amount I should be taking. I could see me liking it, I could see me loving and craving it, I can see me becoming unable to live without it.

So I took the bottle in my hand, and I pressed down hard on the end of the cap to open it; children should not exceed the maximum dosage, and I emptied it down the toilet. The toilet turned illumnisent green and with hesitation I pressed that plunger. I broke into a cold sweat, but the availabilty was still there, so I went into boots the very next day and declared my addiction, that they should not sale me such produce again under any circamstances. And with that, the fight against addiction began.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

***** A real emotional barn-stormer! You must see this!
Paul Ross, News of the World
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:50, Reply)

IT'S TV'S PAUL ROSS
Show some fucking respect.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Sorry Paul.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:16, Reply)

He's a fat prick, who I hope dies a painful fucking death.
Grr. Fucking cunt ruined the ending to The Usual Suspects for me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)